Tex Colorado, The Arizona Assassin
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Giving Bluesky a try
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Satisfying doink
December 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Satisfying doink
Man Philip Rivers looks haggard (he is 3 years older than me)
December 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Man Philip Rivers looks haggard (he is 3 years older than me)
Players should be allowed to punch shithead fans
December 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Players should be allowed to punch shithead fans
It’s good they gave all the Gen Z Republicans cartoon avatars where they look all smug
December 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
It’s good they gave all the Gen Z Republicans cartoon avatars where they look all smug
These onfield graphics at the Xbox Bowl look like shit
December 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
These onfield graphics at the Xbox Bowl look like shit
As I am pro-life, I take no pleasure in reporting this. Patrick Mahomes has died
December 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
As I am pro-life, I take no pleasure in reporting this. Patrick Mahomes has died
Our big boy is probably having the most special day today
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Our big boy is probably having the most special day today
Signing up for CNN premium to find out the answer to this one
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Signing up for CNN premium to find out the answer to this one
An odd thing about youth soccer is it’s obviously very slow and clumsy, but for some reason, 1 out of every 10 shots is a full force fireball straight into another kid’s face
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
An odd thing about youth soccer is it’s obviously very slow and clumsy, but for some reason, 1 out of every 10 shots is a full force fireball straight into another kid’s face
(Postgame interview)
First of all, I want to give all of the glory to my lord and savior Keith Raniere
First of all, I want to give all of the glory to my lord and savior Keith Raniere
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
(Postgame interview)
First of all, I want to give all of the glory to my lord and savior Keith Raniere
First of all, I want to give all of the glory to my lord and savior Keith Raniere
All the girlies say I have
November 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
All the girlies say I have
Getting lots of bodybuilders subscribing to my B2B marketing newsletter Tren Demon
October 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Getting lots of bodybuilders subscribing to my B2B marketing newsletter Tren Demon
You know your employer is good about data security if using any device or software is utter living hell
October 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
You know your employer is good about data security if using any device or software is utter living hell
Swear to god, all financial crime indictments these days include a group chat helpfully named “Wire Fraud”
October 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Swear to god, all financial crime indictments these days include a group chat helpfully named “Wire Fraud”
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[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
October 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
I always thought the least realistic part of Star Trek was how the holodeck safety protocols kept failing, but maybe it was the most realistic
Call me a luddite if you like - but I don't want a bed that stops working when Amazon Web Services goes down.
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AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto
The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.
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October 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I always thought the least realistic part of Star Trek was how the holodeck safety protocols kept failing, but maybe it was the most realistic
Love to visit NY City, have some sliced pizza, and cheer on my beloved Knickerbockers
October 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Love to visit NY City, have some sliced pizza, and cheer on my beloved Knickerbockers
Carson Wentz make me Carson Wince
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Carson Wentz make me Carson Wince
Cutting away to a quick picture-in-picture ad while they assess that one Philly player for nerve damage
October 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Cutting away to a quick picture-in-picture ad while they assess that one Philly player for nerve damage
I like when they cut to the kicker on the sideline and he looks pissed off he had to get up and start warming up
October 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I like when they cut to the kicker on the sideline and he looks pissed off he had to get up and start warming up
Baker Mayfield is so damn cool
October 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Baker Mayfield is so damn cool
Hell yeah
October 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hell yeah
Trevor Lawrence diggin for gold over there
October 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Trevor Lawrence diggin for gold over there
My first adult job was reporting for the newspaper in New Braunfels, and one evening we got to listen to the drama on the police scanner as one of the Snake Farm monkeys broke loose and roamed across the city for several hours
October 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My first adult job was reporting for the newspaper in New Braunfels, and one evening we got to listen to the drama on the police scanner as one of the Snake Farm monkeys broke loose and roamed across the city for several hours