I bet he’s torn—wants to be surrounded by shorter people for the visuals, but only feels safe guarded by the big buys.
January 11, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I bet he’s torn—wants to be surrounded by shorter people for the visuals, but only feels safe guarded by the big buys.
Def not enough stroking out these days.
January 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Def not enough stroking out these days.
And you know he’s paid big bucks to get that look. And he will keep that look because everyone hates him and no one will tell him the truth.
January 11, 2026 at 5:54 AM
And you know he’s paid big bucks to get that look. And he will keep that look because everyone hates him and no one will tell him the truth.
IKR? They are all so fucking creepy
January 11, 2026 at 5:52 AM
IKR? They are all so fucking creepy
Oh thanks Sulzbergers
January 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Oh thanks Sulzbergers
Huh. I sounded just like him this morning as I doom scrolled. And I heard this as a confession: yes, they are “doing” Walz or Kelly.
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Huh. I sounded just like him this morning as I doom scrolled. And I heard this as a confession: yes, they are “doing” Walz or Kelly.
To be fair I may have sounded just like a brand new anchor this morning as I scrolled. Too much shit news all tangled up who can keep it straight.
January 6, 2026 at 2:47 AM
To be fair I may have sounded just like a brand new anchor this morning as I scrolled. Too much shit news all tangled up who can keep it straight.
Because they are as bad at lying as they are bad at every damn thing.
January 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Because they are as bad at lying as they are bad at every damn thing.
At this stage maybe they won’t even argue that much, because it does not seem necessary that they do so.
January 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
At this stage maybe they won’t even argue that much, because it does not seem necessary that they do so.
Oh excellent. Taking you into battle with me.
January 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Oh excellent. Taking you into battle with me.
Want to pull the covers back over my head now “it’s a secret” yeah right
December 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Want to pull the covers back over my head now “it’s a secret” yeah right
With a big pop on the p please
December 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
With a big pop on the p please
This is apparently where all the “sir” people hang.
December 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This is apparently where all the “sir” people hang.
DOJ says some documents can't be returned because they’re classified, says return might violate fed records act. Can’t their client do his thing and just declassify them in his mind? Also bwahaha and AYFKM 😂🤨
December 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
DOJ says some documents can't be returned because they’re classified, says return might violate fed records act. Can’t their client do his thing and just declassify them in his mind? Also bwahaha and AYFKM 😂🤨
I would rather break everything I own than make more than one trip.
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I would rather break everything I own than make more than one trip.
Or pockets. The girl needs pockets.
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Or pockets. The girl needs pockets.