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I own more than one plate! Who says I don’t?!
500k to specific senators??! I cannot believe how close to this we actually are.

“Wait a minute, I want to tack on a rider to that bill: $30 million of taxpayer money to support the Perverted Arts.”
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Saw the northern lights even from the southern side of the city!
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Happy Friday!
November 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It is really hard not to commit a crime by expressing my true feelings for this president
October 22, 2025 at 11:56 AM
No kings, god dammit
October 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Think about it: if that son of a bitch kicks the bucket tonight, tomorrow all the protests just become the world‘s largest party!
October 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The new iPhone’s front-facing, wide-camera is pretty great tech but I’m afraid it’s not quite at 2-Great-Dane-wide level… slight chance of user error
October 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“Ooooooooooo girl!” - Pete’s tummy
October 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
October 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
“If my ass fits, I sits”
September 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Remember Charlie Kirk's victims... they're still being targeted.
September 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Minnesota: standing by!
September 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
19 years ago today I married my wife! Each year, it gets better & better.

Marry your best friend, folks.
September 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
September 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This was amazing. Your quote: even better!
August 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
August 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
August 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Where is she? Where is she when we need her the most?
August 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This is Garth!
Party on, Garth.
August 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
August 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Funny - SimpleAI wont call the tip line and read sections 10 & 11 of this. It will, however, be doing lots of other work today 👏
August 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
August 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Hey, remember in the summer of 1994 when Donald Trump tied a child to a bed, punched her in the face, and raped her?

The court documents sure do.
August 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Felt the need to do some art! Teaching my son about block printing and carved out the dark Moon greatsword to play with
August 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
*huge breath in*

EPSTEIN!!! Keep up the pressure
August 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM