@lchyeah.bsky.social
11yo: yesterday I got a ps5. For my train simulation
April 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
11yo: yesterday I got a ps5. For my train simulation
Thé 16yo we paid to help with our wedding was probably happy to get his money at the end of the night, but he was definitely ecstatic to receive the box of cup noodles I handed him the next day
March 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Thé 16yo we paid to help with our wedding was probably happy to get his money at the end of the night, but he was definitely ecstatic to receive the box of cup noodles I handed him the next day
Put the Pokémon sapphire/ruby music on Nintendo music you cowards. I want to jam to the mart music on repeat
March 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Put the Pokémon sapphire/ruby music on Nintendo music you cowards. I want to jam to the mart music on repeat
Loving the pre wedding heatwave we’re getting. Makes it so easy to sleep
March 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Loving the pre wedding heatwave we’re getting. Makes it so easy to sleep
Me dropping my iPhone SE and breaking the home button the day before Apple announced the iPhone 16e is a crazy amount of planned obsolescence. How did they do that???
March 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Me dropping my iPhone SE and breaking the home button the day before Apple announced the iPhone 16e is a crazy amount of planned obsolescence. How did they do that???
Had a man text the antisocial hotline about me at a stadium gig because he forgot he was at a public concert where if you back into someone (me) repeatedly they will ask you to step forward and when you instead intentionally step back on them they (me) push you
March 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Had a man text the antisocial hotline about me at a stadium gig because he forgot he was at a public concert where if you back into someone (me) repeatedly they will ask you to step forward and when you instead intentionally step back on them they (me) push you
Anstudents said “my mum has that’s shirt” to me so I have to delete my wardrobe now
February 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Anstudents said “my mum has that’s shirt” to me so I have to delete my wardrobe now
My one wish for my wedding was to have people wearing bolo ties and not I have at least 3 people intending to wear bolo ties 🥰
February 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My one wish for my wedding was to have people wearing bolo ties and not I have at least 3 people intending to wear bolo ties 🥰
My landlord and his brother in law are installing a new oven for us. Please pray that they don’t blow us all up
January 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My landlord and his brother in law are installing a new oven for us. Please pray that they don’t blow us all up
My boss has shared her Mills & Boon collection in the staff WhatsApp. Shelves and shelves of tasteful smut
January 29, 2025 at 8:38 AM
My boss has shared her Mills & Boon collection in the staff WhatsApp. Shelves and shelves of tasteful smut
Overheard, 10yo: wait. Are we meant to go outside to fart? I’ve farted several times already
January 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Overheard, 10yo: wait. Are we meant to go outside to fart? I’ve farted several times already
One day there will be a special mute button so that I can watch the tennis will all the ball strikes and crowd noises but none of the inane chatterings of Jim Courier
January 24, 2025 at 9:59 AM
One day there will be a special mute button so that I can watch the tennis will all the ball strikes and crowd noises but none of the inane chatterings of Jim Courier
A piece of roof falling and hitting someone at a gig the other night has done nothing to dissuade me of the fact that festival hall is a terrible venue
January 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
A piece of roof falling and hitting someone at a gig the other night has done nothing to dissuade me of the fact that festival hall is a terrible venue
What is the point of spending all the time and money on amazing costumes, sets, and makeup, when the end product of shows like Rings of Power is so dark the viewer is staring at a black screen for most of it
January 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
What is the point of spending all the time and money on amazing costumes, sets, and makeup, when the end product of shows like Rings of Power is so dark the viewer is staring at a black screen for most of it
Men who take their shirts off at the tennis should get lifetime bans
January 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Men who take their shirts off at the tennis should get lifetime bans
I shouldn’t have to????? Fix your system ffs
January 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I shouldn’t have to????? Fix your system ffs
Got into an argument with my uncle about pronouns and he actually said “a car hit they” @brocklesnitch.bsky.social
December 30, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Got into an argument with my uncle about pronouns and he actually said “a car hit they” @brocklesnitch.bsky.social
Had to apologise to some parents for introducing their son to manga
December 18, 2024 at 7:19 AM
Had to apologise to some parents for introducing their son to manga
Had a guest at my party ask me if I knew who Janja Garnbret was and when I said yes still explained to me who Janja Garnbret was
December 8, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Had a guest at my party ask me if I knew who Janja Garnbret was and when I said yes still explained to me who Janja Garnbret was
Just found out that my Spotify wrapped is not playing like everyone else’s. I was wondering where they all got the extra stats from
December 5, 2024 at 6:22 AM
Just found out that my Spotify wrapped is not playing like everyone else’s. I was wondering where they all got the extra stats from
Gonna start screen shotting old tweets
December 5, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Gonna start screen shotting old tweets
Mum can we have a grippy sock holiday
Mum: no we have grippy sock holiday at home
The grippy sock holiday at home:
Mum: no we have grippy sock holiday at home
The grippy sock holiday at home:
December 4, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Mum can we have a grippy sock holiday
Mum: no we have grippy sock holiday at home
The grippy sock holiday at home:
Mum: no we have grippy sock holiday at home
The grippy sock holiday at home:
Man on the train absolutely CHOWING down on his nails. Tasty late night snack
December 4, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Man on the train absolutely CHOWING down on his nails. Tasty late night snack
Bit rude to talk through Chinese Taipei’s anthem and then be so patriotic you scream sing Australia’s
December 4, 2024 at 9:10 AM
Bit rude to talk through Chinese Taipei’s anthem and then be so patriotic you scream sing Australia’s
Overheard from the tradies next door:
You know that show river monsters? Named after me. You ever see dune?
You know that show river monsters? Named after me. You ever see dune?
November 24, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Overheard from the tradies next door:
You know that show river monsters? Named after me. You ever see dune?
You know that show river monsters? Named after me. You ever see dune?