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LC Hopalong
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As we are yet to become.

Story consumer, PA dropout, former damn yankee
denomination and congregation is different.
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I was raised being told I could pray for whatever I want but I had no control over how or if those prayers would be answered. Kinda made praying for anything selfish feel like a risk. And angels weren’t really a big thing outside of specific stories. Guardian angel feels more pop culture. But every
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
How do you mean?
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Imagine the possibilities. Ask someone out and they give you a business card with info on how to order your own VR blowjob device.
November 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I snorted in a most undignified manner
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Think it mostly boils down to most Americans not knowing much about Wales, let alone what a distinctly Welsh name might could look like.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Oh, should’ve scrolled more before responding 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Thank you for letting us know they all write like teenagers and even do it on purpose. Really layers on the absurdity
November 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
My family calls it “suffering from recency.”
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It wasn’t a book, but when I was a kid I read a short story that I think may have been from El Bronx Remembered. A story of a shopkeeper selling a girl a can of beans popped out from botulism. I remember the anger and disgust I felt, though I don’t remember my age.
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
😏
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
There are actually two cats. That’s how you know the suit is good
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I don’t think this has enough explanatory power. Others are higher on the list of recipients that didn’t flip.
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
That sounds amazing
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Much easier to get the local offices. Everyone hits up the DC lines, it seems.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This is was the lorehounds have wrought
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM