Equipping is fun, and good for the world, too. Once you've been equipped, you'll wonder how you ever lived without it.

Bring you friends, too. Your coworkers, your bosses, your neighbors. Even if they aren't women on arrival, we'll equip them all.

You could fix this "Batman", we imagine. If you got to him young enough, you could set him down the right path.

What a short-haired beauty! Of course, if you would like a place to freely have longer hair, please visit our facility.

This song, and especially this cover, really resonates with my wife and I for some reason. -A

Excellent. We will send you a formal invitation shortly.

What if someone could have their life turned around in a matter of days? What if someone’s potential could blossom without loss of physical strength? At LBW, we innovate cures for young men.

We are… highly efficient at turning the disaffected and purposeless into the bright, happy young women you love to employ at Peckinville. Others may find our approach unorthodox, but the results speak for themselves

Yes... remaking the world. It's a noble goal. A necessary goal.

Don't forget the pre-lesbians. Lesbians are more visible if there are more lesbians, after all.