Laurie Bowman
@lbowman.bsky.social
Always becoming, never being. Accidental paralegal by way of Germanic linguistics, reluctant occupant of a blue dot in a red state. Baker, puzzler, hiker, knitter, runner, slave to Pola the calico. Forever chasing the dopamine.
It was kind of a long uphill slog followed by a breathtakingly rapid fall
August 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It was kind of a long uphill slog followed by a breathtakingly rapid fall
It still is on Tubi and Pluto
August 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It still is on Tubi and Pluto
Been saying that from Day One, imagine the giant fucking inevitable lawsuit
August 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Been saying that from Day One, imagine the giant fucking inevitable lawsuit
And none of them knew what they were voting for 🤷🏼♀️
August 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
And none of them knew what they were voting for 🤷🏼♀️
You will have to pry “patriarchy” from my cold, dead hands (the term, not the system)
August 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
You will have to pry “patriarchy” from my cold, dead hands (the term, not the system)
In other news, water is wet
August 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
In other news, water is wet
That’s chump change considering how much he and his spawn have raked in in crypto fees
July 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
That’s chump change considering how much he and his spawn have raked in in crypto fees
I’m capable of walking and chewing gum at the same time
July 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I’m capable of walking and chewing gum at the same time
He really is as useless as tits on a fish
July 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
He really is as useless as tits on a fish
That would be pretty much every age for me
July 18, 2025 at 5:27 AM
That would be pretty much every age for me
You win the internet today. I am always alluding to this bit
July 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
You win the internet today. I am always alluding to this bit
I mean how stupid are these people, do they not understand how metadata works and/or do they think no one else understands it?
July 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I mean how stupid are these people, do they not understand how metadata works and/or do they think no one else understands it?
Wish I could follow suit. I am going hiking in Germany for two weeks in September. Maybe I’ll find a way not to come back
July 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Wish I could follow suit. I am going hiking in Germany for two weeks in September. Maybe I’ll find a way not to come back
“Had sex with” =/= “raped” and I avoid strenuously anyone who uses them interchangeably
July 10, 2025 at 10:36 AM
“Had sex with” =/= “raped” and I avoid strenuously anyone who uses them interchangeably
First thought: whoa if true
Second thought: ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
Second thought: ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
July 10, 2025 at 10:29 AM
First thought: whoa if true
Second thought: ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
Second thought: ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
Bahahahaha aw man I love this guy and he’s on TOUR?? This nerd is overly excited about it
July 10, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Bahahahaha aw man I love this guy and he’s on TOUR?? This nerd is overly excited about it
He’s soooooo jealous of how hot and likeable Mamdani is
June 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
He’s soooooo jealous of how hot and likeable Mamdani is