In 2017, a customer came in for a beer and told me he had just seen "Baby Driver" at the theater. I mentioned it being animated. He looked at me confused. I was confused by his confusion. I later realized that I was thinking of "Boss Baby." This is a moment I dwell on too often.

I wish I could get as excited about anything as either of my #dogs do when they hear the word "potty." Doofuses.