thank you for this laugh

what exactly is an "entitlement junkie"? Just asking for those of us who's father is not the president.

How is this even real?

"not what I said" - Christ (Probably)

I still can't help thinking we are all being punked. This can't be real.

I play the best doctor on TV

Ummmm...didn't his dad turn him in?

In other words, he would like everyone to talk about this statement instead of his relationship with Epstein and more yuck that is coming.

Anyone else want to ask if she can adopt us?

but only say it in the voice of Poppy

So that’s his excuse?

The cruelty is the point.

Sorry Rachel, not watching the end of the world as we know it

I mean…when laid out like this a hand recount may be valid. And if there is no wrong doing all sides should welcome it.

Gurl - I woke up thinking this is it - the end of the world - false prophet and all. And I need to go dig out some garments and buy a mill and grain and powdered milk. And toss all my good wine. Or maybe keep it in case all the water dries up. I’m a mess. Laugh crying all day.

But eggggsssss

You know it’s bad when you just start laughing instead of crying.