But in the goal on the side of the field and not the one they’re supposed to be aiming for.
But in the goal on the side of the field and not the one they’re supposed to be aiming for.
Galaxy brain
Galaxy brain
Wait. One of the other parents told me there are not enforcers in under 6 rainbow soccer? What the fuck!
We’re raising a nation of squibs!
Wait. One of the other parents told me there are not enforcers in under 6 rainbow soccer? What the fuck!
We’re raising a nation of squibs!
Would it be frowned upon to ask her to bring me her share of the communal goldfish snack?
Yes
Oh…. Ok
Would it be frowned upon to ask her to bring me her share of the communal goldfish snack?
Yes
Oh…. Ok
My kid missed the goal. Several time. Ok. No big deal. It’s her first time kicking a soccer ball at a target.
I’m a terrible dad obviously.
No wait. She’s laughing and having a ball. Woooo!!!
My kid missed the goal. Several time. Ok. No big deal. It’s her first time kicking a soccer ball at a target.
I’m a terrible dad obviously.
No wait. She’s laughing and having a ball. Woooo!!!
Me: oh shit. I brought snacks for her for the car ride over and the ride home. Crap. I’m the worst dad ever!
Crisis averted. She’s not hungry! Just wants some water.
Dad is back to being on top! Woo
Me: oh shit. I brought snacks for her for the car ride over and the ride home. Crap. I’m the worst dad ever!
Crisis averted. She’s not hungry! Just wants some water.
Dad is back to being on top! Woo
Coach: Pass softly to each other using inside of foot
Kids:SOFTLY?!?!???!!! What is softly!!!! We’re going to wail on these size 3 balls as hard as possible!!!
Coach: Pass softly to each other using inside of foot
Kids:SOFTLY?!?!???!!! What is softly!!!! We’re going to wail on these size 3 balls as hard as possible!!!