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Lee
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Maybe I’ll put something here after I’ve been here long enough to make sure I want to be here.
Heck yeah! I’ve really been missing Guglhupf
August 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Holy shit. I had no idea this existed and am about to go down a YouTube hole for the evening. This is amazing, thank you!
July 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Ordering a copy for my daughters
April 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
There was that whole revolution thing and some of my ancestors may have said or written some rather nasty things about the crown. Not really A big deal but i hear monarchies are not big on letting bygones be bygones
April 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Maybe. But there might still be some resentment on their side about the actions of a few of my ancestors in the late 1700s.
April 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The next time I go over to the UK (assuming they’ll let us in) I have to make a stop there.
April 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I was just thinking of Socrates famous last words, “I drank what?”
April 2, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Daaaaamn
March 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It was so much fun to see. I kept giggling
March 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
These coaches are awesome. She had a fun time and I had a great time watching the chaos. It was perfect.
March 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Gooooooooaaaaaaalllllll!!!!!!

But in the goal on the side of the field and not the one they’re supposed to be aiming for.
March 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
“If we put all 4 of us in front of the goal the other team won’t score!!”

Galaxy brain
March 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
She kicked it!!! Wooo!!!!
March 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Isn’t “Out of Bounds” just a social construct anyway?
March 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Kids have already forgotten which goal is theirs. And one kid got tired and just ran off the field for a sack.
March 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
2 teams. 8 kids total. Somehow 3 balls ended up in field. What could go wrong?
March 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Time for scrimmage. I have no idea what to expect.
March 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
She may not be the quickest but my kid can absolutely knock people down. I’m envisioning her playing the enforcer role.

Wait. One of the other parents told me there are not enforcers in under 6 rainbow soccer? What the fuck!

We’re raising a nation of squibs!
March 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Sharks and minnows? What the hell is going on???
March 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Thinking to myself - sorry she can’t have the goldfish. She can’t have dairy. But I can!

Would it be frowned upon to ask her to bring me her share of the communal goldfish snack?

Yes

Oh…. Ok
March 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Oh no. One kid went too fast before the others were ready. We have a 12 car pileup on the field!!!
March 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Oh wow. They’re shooting at the goal already.

My kid missed the goal. Several time. Ok. No big deal. It’s her first time kicking a soccer ball at a target.

I’m a terrible dad obviously.

No wait. She’s laughing and having a ball. Woooo!!!
March 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Ok. Snack break!

Me: oh shit. I brought snacks for her for the car ride over and the ride home. Crap. I’m the worst dad ever!

Crisis averted. She’s not hungry! Just wants some water.

Dad is back to being on top! Woo
March 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
First up. Passing drill.
Coach: Pass softly to each other using inside of foot

Kids:SOFTLY?!?!???!!! What is softly!!!! We’re going to wail on these size 3 balls as hard as possible!!!
March 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM