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Miss Côte d'Ivoire, Olivia Yacé is the real Miss Universes, 2025. She was truly inspirational in her answers tonight and brought an energy and poise seldom seen. I hope to see her continue to empower women for decades to come.
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Miss Côte d'Ivoire, Olivia Yacé is the real Miss Universes, 2025. She was truly inspirational in her answers tonight and brought an energy and poise seldom seen. I hope to see her continue to empower women for decades to come.
Twitter is down. Oh happy day!
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Twitter is down. Oh happy day!
Turn the volume UP!
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Turn the volume UP!
.203 batting average and record millions of dollars spent on pitchers by LA ... the best team lost today to the all-mighty dollar.
November 2, 2025 at 6:16 AM
.203 batting average and record millions of dollars spent on pitchers by LA ... the best team lost today to the all-mighty dollar.
An amazing game, and a truly heartbreaking ending.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
An amazing game, and a truly heartbreaking ending.
Let's do this Toronto! Win this!
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Let's do this Toronto! Win this!
I heard that if you play Reagan's tariff speech backwards on a record player it says "Release the Epstein Files".
October 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I heard that if you play Reagan's tariff speech backwards on a record player it says "Release the Epstein Files".
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I am pleased to announce that ground has been broken on refitting the Enterprise. The Enterprise is being fully modernized as part of this process & will be more beautiful than ever when it is complete! I am honored to be the President to finally get underway #StarTrek #Sisko197
October 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
They are not anti-vax, they are anti-society. A person’s ability to fully take part in society should and must depend on their following the rules. If you want to live free, you can't murder randomly. If you want your child to attend public school, they’ll need a measles vaccine.
October 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
They are not anti-vax, they are anti-society. A person’s ability to fully take part in society should and must depend on their following the rules. If you want to live free, you can't murder randomly. If you want your child to attend public school, they’ll need a measles vaccine.
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Temporal Magazine wrote a relatively good story about me, but the picture may be the Worst of All Time. They “disappeared” my hair, and then had something floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crown, but an extremely small one. Really weird! #StarTrek #Sisko197
October 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Chilled down to #marrow,
Ghosts rehearse their spooky moans
Santa's workshop hums
#haikufeels #watercolor #oc #halloween
Ghosts rehearse their spooky moans
Santa's workshop hums
#haikufeels #watercolor #oc #halloween
October 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Chilled down to #marrow,
Ghosts rehearse their spooky moans
Santa's workshop hums
#haikufeels #watercolor #oc #halloween
Ghosts rehearse their spooky moans
Santa's workshop hums
#haikufeels #watercolor #oc #halloween
Cats always clean themselves with their little fishy-breath mouths, yet miraculously they always smell like fresh laundry, vanilla, and happiness.
October 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Cats always clean themselves with their little fishy-breath mouths, yet miraculously they always smell like fresh laundry, vanilla, and happiness.
After much research, scientists at Tylenol have found a correlation between Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
September 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
After much research, scientists at Tylenol have found a correlation between Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
🤔 what if we give AI all the Tylenol?
September 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
🤔 what if we give AI all the Tylenol?
If you take Tylenol PM, your child will only be autistic at night.
September 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If you take Tylenol PM, your child will only be autistic at night.
How is it that in this age of "America First" we ended up with a president who can barely speak English?
September 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
How is it that in this age of "America First" we ended up with a president who can barely speak English?
I don't think he even knows who he himself is.
Trump on US environmentalists: "'No more cows, we don't want cows anymore.' I guess they want to kill all the cows."
September 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I don't think he even knows who he himself is.
Having a sandwich completely devoid of sand. Incidentally no witches were involved in the making of said sandwich.
September 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Having a sandwich completely devoid of sand. Incidentally no witches were involved in the making of said sandwich.
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Couldn't take the stressful passive/aggressive Vorgan back and forth. I took a whopping 12 hour break! Came back and it feels like they never took a breath. Can't they take a break for even a day? This is giving some weird BDSM energy. #BB27
September 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Couldn't take the stressful passive/aggressive Vorgan back and forth. I took a whopping 12 hour break! Came back and it feels like they never took a breath. Can't they take a break for even a day? This is giving some weird BDSM energy. #BB27