LazyPisser
lazypisser.bsky.social
LazyPisser
@lazypisser.bsky.social
When I gotta take a piss, I just find the nearest corner in the room. I let my cock get some air wherever I want & don't expect me to pull out; I never do.

🌎 Calgary, AB 🇨🇦
Took a break from edging to take small leak on my bedroom carpet
August 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I had to take a piss and was told to use the corner the room I was in
August 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Taking a morning piss on the hotel wall, soaking into the carpet before heading to take a shower.
July 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I couldn’t be bothered to get out of bed to take a piss. That’s what the carpet is for.
June 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Taking a piss on the carpet in my hotel room before heading to bed, after pissing in the same spot throughout the day.
June 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I had to piss while checking into the hotel, so naturally I found a nice spot next to the bed when I got to my room. #pissanywhereyouwant
June 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Taking a quick leak on the carpet in the designated pee corner in my hotel room before heading out the door. #pissinside
March 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Another hotel room means a new corner for me to use as my urinal! Don’t worry, the clean carpet will absorb my piss up for the next guest. Gets the carpet cleaner scent right out. #pissinside #pisswhereyouwant
March 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Taking a leak in the corner of my hotel room. #pissmarking
March 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Went out for the day and didn’t #piss until I got back to my hotel room. Fuck it. I piss where I please and that’s what carpet is for.
#pissmarking
November 11, 2024 at 5:55 PM
My white NP jockstrap ain’t so white these days 😏
April 3, 2024 at 5:48 AM