[The gift she received seems to be a small hand forged sword. The edge isn't sharp, rather, it almost hasbm the profile of a butterknife, and there still seems to be some of the scale left on. Anyone with a good pair of eyes could tell you made this and you're uh... proud of it...]

dud3
wh0 tf p0rt3d g3m1n1 t0 3dz???
(1 d0nt hav3 th1z zh1t d0wnl0ad3d btw th1z 1z l1k3 the 3zh0p f0r h0m3br3w ztuff)

hmm...
1 hav3 a f33l1n h3d l1k3 zmth h1zt0r1cally accurat3?
1 th1nk zmth l1k3 th1z 1z what th3 g3rmanz uz3d

l00k1n g00d B]

k1111w1111 B]

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y3a
zur3 th1ng
[You pull up a picture of a tulip on your phone and show it to her.]

"Fortune favors the bold n c00l n aw3z0m3"

(♧) yn0w
zumt1m3z 1m k1nda glad 1 d0nt hav3 t0 g0 back t0 my 0ld 3arth
cuz wh3n zmth l1k3 th1z 3x1ztz 1n my h0m3 ztat3
1t juzt zh0wz that th3r3 r3ally waz n0 k1nda g0d watch1n 0v3r uz

((I've also made a list for the verse
I'd recommend pinning this to your home so that everyone can keep up to date