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lazylazyjane.bsky.social
jane
@lazylazyjane.bsky.social
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Designer. Buffalonian. Satan's Wallpaper. Figuring out the rest.

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People up and down my timeline commenting on the crazy stupidity of this football game
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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the fact that this is legal...I don't even know what to say
a screen cap from the Kalshi website setting betting odds on how many tornadoes there will be this month (over/under 25)
November 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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"not particularly stunning"
Funkybat - Kevin W. @funkybat.bsky.social + Follow From what I recall, most of the other accounts were not particularly stunning. Sounded like people having conflicting opinions about interactions at photo ops. Not even John Lasseter-level accusations here. But sure, keep crucifying one of the best leftist senators who got effectively ratfucked.
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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too many teeth
marge taylor green’s smile. she really looks like she has 100 teeth in her mouth
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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the sabres score of 9 while having an 8-9-4 record
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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everybody eats is now a sabres thing sorry josh you stink
the blackhawks/sabres score from tonight, which was 9-3 sabres
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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alex tuch in a green sweater and black beanie looking FINE with a thick burly mustache
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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welp we have a new winner for the “most unhinged car decal” award
a black jeep with a red border around the entire car with various historical figures both real and imaginary, including but not limited to santa, popeye, ben franklin, uncle sam, elvis and ADOLF HITLER
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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listen i love my mom but when i wonder how i got how i got she always reminds me (i applied to a job)
me texting my mom “that would be nice” (about the salary) with my mom replying “Wow! It will probly go to someone with much more experience, sorry to say, but no harm in hoping.!”
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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this kinda just says it all
from Lindsey Halligan's wikipedia page: Insurance law (2013-2022) [edit ] After graduating from law school, Halligan worked for Cole, Scott & Kissane, 2) an insurance law firm specializing in residential and commercial properties 41 She became a partner in 2018.2 At Cole, Scott & Kissane, Halligan represented insurance companies against lawsuits filed by homeowners and corporate plaintiffs.(5] Trump legal work (2022-2025) [edit] In November 2021, Halligan met former president Donald Trump at Trump International Golf Club, according to a....
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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me when it happens
camp low smiling for the camera in the back seat of the car from the video for luchini aka this is it
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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A line from the quoted article "It looks like it was an accident, but it's still being investigated" he said A stock photo of a dog criminal. It's a chihuahua wearing a balaclava, a black shirt, and two large gold chains. it's standing next to a pile of money with a handgun balance on top of it
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Thomas Lea's painting "two thousand yard stare." I features a soldier in the foreground, staring off beyond the camera with no real focus. Behind him is a smoking battlefield with another soldier slumped against a tank, planes flying over a mountain in the background.
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Southern Gothic @thesuburbanthug.bsky.social Also what if the scrotox makes your balls relax to where they can't shrivel up anymore.
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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went to look up Ethan Evans and what lol
a snippet from the ai thing on google search "Ethan Evans is the punter for the Los Angeles Rams, not a kicker.
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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HAHAHA oh my god
a screen cap of my skeet: "honest to god that was the longest football game of my life" with @ladyreezy.bsky.social replying "I awoke from a football stupor with a great busy beard" and right below @illsbury.bsky.social replying "I feel like Gandalf coming back to Isengard"
November 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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our on a dog walk and gireworks scared both of us 😂
my little black white and brown dog juniper wearing a bills sweater and looking at the camera
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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The oft-used meme of a televangelist preacher praying with the caption "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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a photo of Aaron Glenn hunched over on the field wearing all black. he's poking it out just a bit and looking slyly to his left
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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put this man in a Ralph Lauren peacoat Christmas ad with a large plaid scarf. let us eat.
a photo of the jet's coach Aaron Glenn smirking. he is a very attractive Black man with salt and pepper hair and beard.
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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ya i’ve seen a new watermelon, peach, and blueberry flavor, they’re branded like this now
a photo of the summit energy drink from aldi, this one is called watermelon waves. it’s like blue with a kind of red halftime pattern and an illustration of a watermelon
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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the cover of rivers solomon’s book ‘model home’, about a haunted family within a haunted family within the haunted home they bought in a gated community as a kind of compromise. i’m not that far into it yet but the prose is just….otherworldly. the cover is almost sickly bright green with a greyscale mcmansion illustrated on it. the house has a fire on its roof, an eye peering out of a wi flow, and a spider dropping from a gable.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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the cover of megan giddings lakewood, a book formed around racist social experiments and familial trauma that gets super weird and scary in a way that’s all its own. the cover is off white with an oil painting of a young black womans hands and face.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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the cover of hye-young pyun’s novel “the hole” which is described as korea’s misery. i’d agree. the cover has a tree and its root system on a beige background. there is a circle, or hole, in the center of the illustration through which you can see the sky.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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i once had to throw his mini pumpkins away because they were rotting and he made me take one last photo with them as he fell apart emotionally
a little boy in bed with three little gourds, one decorated like a pirate. he his a wreck and crying
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM