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I actually enjoy photo edits that look like they were made in microsoft paint in 5 minutes over a perfect photoshop.
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I actually enjoy photo edits that look like they were made in microsoft paint in 5 minutes over a perfect photoshop.
It's been so long since I heard the original that the sesame street version replaced it in my head.
November 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
It's been so long since I heard the original that the sesame street version replaced it in my head.
Crowd surfing in a strapless top is very brave.
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Crowd surfing in a strapless top is very brave.
When I was buying a stove in Mexico, the sales guy was like "Oh I speak English!" and when I started speaking English, his face just DROPPED. He was not ready.
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
When I was buying a stove in Mexico, the sales guy was like "Oh I speak English!" and when I started speaking English, his face just DROPPED. He was not ready.
I was talking to another mom at pickup who is an admin and regularly books flights for multiple people. She doesn't follow the news and had no idea flights are being canceled. 🫠
November 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I was talking to another mom at pickup who is an admin and regularly books flights for multiple people. She doesn't follow the news and had no idea flights are being canceled. 🫠
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Rick Scott is right, government funding for health insurance is such a scam.
Google “Rick Scott Medicare fraud” to learn more about this important issue
Google “Rick Scott Medicare fraud” to learn more about this important issue
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Rick Scott is right, government funding for health insurance is such a scam.
Google “Rick Scott Medicare fraud” to learn more about this important issue
Google “Rick Scott Medicare fraud” to learn more about this important issue
Here's more South Bay:
November 8, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Here's more South Bay:
I'm always impressed by people who can run long distances. Good for you!
November 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I'm always impressed by people who can run long distances. Good for you!
Instead of 30-mintute break, mine is "gets overwhelmed by now humongous mess and doesn't try again for 4 days and has to bring another person to help, but keeps abandoning helper to take breaks"
November 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Instead of 30-mintute break, mine is "gets overwhelmed by now humongous mess and doesn't try again for 4 days and has to bring another person to help, but keeps abandoning helper to take breaks"
This is in San Jose 3 weeks ago.
October 31, 2025 at 6:53 AM
This is in San Jose 3 weeks ago.
Only Secretary of HUD because it has "urban" in it.
October 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Only Secretary of HUD because it has "urban" in it.
You can't get a REAL ID, though.
October 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You can't get a REAL ID, though.
In a few states you can. California and Washington for sure.
October 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
In a few states you can. California and Washington for sure.
Your brain doesn't do this automatically every night when you're trying to fall asleep?
October 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Your brain doesn't do this automatically every night when you're trying to fall asleep?
I still love a flannel over a white tee, jeans, and boots. Pry them from my cold, dead hands.
October 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I still love a flannel over a white tee, jeans, and boots. Pry them from my cold, dead hands.
Luckily, my year-long subscription ends in 3 weeks. I won't be renewing.
October 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Luckily, my year-long subscription ends in 3 weeks. I won't be renewing.