you fuckers keep taking my room temperature pepsi. i now have to encase it in ice. which will then make my pepsi NOT room temperature. so i will have to wait for it to be room temperature again. thievery will not be tolerated.

anchoring this stupid bitch cause it keeps floating up for no reason

ludacris (famous rapper) when he sees a fresh unopened jar of JIF brand peanut butter at the grocery store

this and a tab of acid

pleasure gauntlets

dealing with these Tumblr bots the only way I know how

This is a real fucking ad I got on Youtube

play Gifty today on your apple tv