Come from the UK and oh boy no you are absolutely doing fine

I’m ok with this actually

Can’t believe the pope met Adam Scott

*meets pope*
*immediately does signature Adam Scott hand gesture*

Oh nice

I LOVE that the rich keep overplaying this threat and getting found out. It’s very quickly stopped working everywhere it’s used.

We’re calling their bluff in the UK next. You gunna go? Fucking do it, we’ll take your shit

You’re being played for fucking fools.
She’s not an ally, don’t hand it to her. Stop being so fucking gullible

Fuck, you just got a chuckle out of me in public while staring at Hitler

Help

(Cheers @thetrawl.bsky.social )

I don’t know a single thing about baseball but this app has made me worship Shohei for his baseballing abilities.

My get a tattoo of his face

“(And should parents be worried)” is the most hilariously perfect Guardian thing ever

Unfortunately Tim I’m not sure your Onion team will be able to compete with the already basically-satire articles of info wars

This is unbelievably accurate.

My coworker keeps sending me videos of Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson (he’s pro them). Laughed at me when I told him to stop

But he’s also a fan of Bernie, Corbyn and was against the Nazi marches in Aus.

Zero coherence at all