Katharina (she/her)
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Katharina (she/her)
@lazy-evaluation.bsky.social
By day I'm squeezing milliseconds out of the Linux kernel and at night I enjoy tinkering with my emotional support infrastructure.

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Hehe. One of the problems with this design is that you might get vastly different performance characteristics depending on the cluster your bucket gets matched to. Noisy neighbors are even more of a pain. And the migration story for moving buckets between clusters (transparently) isn't great.
January 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Their setup has a weird design, where iirc, every connection goes through a haproxy, which is running a lua script to auth you, and then uses your bucket name to forward your connection to the corresponding ceph cluster / rados gateway. The whole thing is backed by spinning rust.
January 4, 2026 at 2:07 PM
How was the experience?
There's a showing with orchestra, in March, in Zurich and I'm thinking about going :3
January 3, 2026 at 6:36 AM