Evgeny Lazin
@lazin.bsky.social
VP of Undefined Behavior at redpanda.com
Scheveningen 🐚
Scheveningen 🐚
Guess who is on-call today
October 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Guess who is on-call today
Apple is rumored to release a cheap laptop based on A18 SoC. Google is merging android and chrome OS. Are we going to get usable $500 laptops soon?
August 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Apple is rumored to release a cheap laptop based on A18 SoC. Google is merging android and chrome OS. Are we going to get usable $500 laptops soon?
Sometimes what seemed to be stupid ends up being superior. I think that this could happen with Tesla's choice to use cameras instead of LiDAR. The cost of LiDARs went down and you can buy one for 300€ or so. The problem is that LiDAR can be easily jammed.
August 4, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Sometimes what seemed to be stupid ends up being superior. I think that this could happen with Tesla's choice to use cameras instead of LiDAR. The cost of LiDARs went down and you can buy one for 300€ or so. The problem is that LiDAR can be easily jammed.
2 minute long exposure in pitch darkness
July 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
2 minute long exposure in pitch darkness
This is probably a very stupid take but the fact that "air ambulance" in Dutch is "traumahelikopter" is so cyberpunk.
July 6, 2025 at 12:53 PM
This is probably a very stupid take but the fact that "air ambulance" in Dutch is "traumahelikopter" is so cyberpunk.
Eurasian oystercatcher
June 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Eurasian oystercatcher
2025 reboot of the "Dumb and dumber" is somewhat underwhelming.
June 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
2025 reboot of the "Dumb and dumber" is somewhat underwhelming.
Probably my favorite concert photo ever (© Denis O'Regan).
May 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Probably my favorite concert photo ever (© Denis O'Regan).
Finally, a useful lesson in Duolingo
May 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Finally, a useful lesson in Duolingo
We have a lot of bicycles in the Netherlands
May 18, 2025 at 10:55 AM
We have a lot of bicycles in the Netherlands
MAGA grandpa invented USSR 👇
Lutnick: "It's time to train people not to do the jobs of the past, but to do the great jobs of the future. This is the new model where you work in these kinds of plants for the rest of your life and your kids work here and your grandkids work here. We let the auto plants go overseas."
May 6, 2025 at 10:28 AM
MAGA grandpa invented USSR 👇
I'm not an AI skeptic but I don't think that we will achieve AGI anytime soon. The reasoning is simple. LLM is akin to a formal system. Gödel's incompleteness theorem says that it can't be used to prove every true statement. Humans could overcome this by "stepping out" of the system. We can use...
May 4, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I'm not an AI skeptic but I don't think that we will achieve AGI anytime soon. The reasoning is simple. LLM is akin to a formal system. Gödel's incompleteness theorem says that it can't be used to prove every true statement. Humans could overcome this by "stepping out" of the system. We can use...
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Turn any gRPC api into an #mcp server: github.com/redpanda-dat... ... watch a live demo here: youtu.be/gIFN8NlV8vk?... ... let's go! ... apache 2 licensed
April 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Turn any gRPC api into an #mcp server: github.com/redpanda-dat... ... watch a live demo here: youtu.be/gIFN8NlV8vk?... ... let's go! ... apache 2 licensed
Not sure Amazon is happy with the reference.
“We need to get better at treating this like a business,” Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons said, explaining he wants to see a deportation process “like (Amazon) Prime, but with human beings.”
ICE director envisions Amazon-like mass deportation system: ‘Prime, but with human beings’ • Michigan Advance
The leader of Immigration and Customs Enforcement said that his dream for the agency is squads of trucks rounding up immigrants for deportation the same way that Amazon trucks crisscross American citi...
michiganadvance.com
April 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Not sure Amazon is happy with the reference.
Reposted by Evgeny Lazin
📣 REDPANDA 25.1: ICEBERG TOPICS NOW GA
#Iceberg Topics are now generally available—making Redpanda Enterprise a first-class solution for companies looking to unify batch & #streaming workloads.
With notable improvements to identity, security, & schema handling—managing #data just got a lot easier✌
#Iceberg Topics are now generally available—making Redpanda Enterprise a first-class solution for companies looking to unify batch & #streaming workloads.
With notable improvements to identity, security, & schema handling—managing #data just got a lot easier✌
Redpanda 25.1: Iceberg Topics now generally available
Learn what’s new in our 25.1 release and how they reduce operational complexity, improve governance, and make real-time data more useful and accessible across the enterprise.
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April 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
📣 REDPANDA 25.1: ICEBERG TOPICS NOW GA
#Iceberg Topics are now generally available—making Redpanda Enterprise a first-class solution for companies looking to unify batch & #streaming workloads.
With notable improvements to identity, security, & schema handling—managing #data just got a lot easier✌
#Iceberg Topics are now generally available—making Redpanda Enterprise a first-class solution for companies looking to unify batch & #streaming workloads.
With notable improvements to identity, security, & schema handling—managing #data just got a lot easier✌
Meanwhile the ads on X
April 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Meanwhile the ads on X
Tell me more about your impostor syndrome
March 24, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Tell me more about your impostor syndrome