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grandpa danny 🌿
@lazarusreflex.bsky.social
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🇲🇽🇭🇷🇨🇿🇸🇰 - 28 - ⚢ - any/all prns. usa-based digital artist and tedious game dev, lapsed student journalist. i enjoy all things creepy, crawly, green, and spore-producing. profoundly disabled so i'm going to get a bad grade in art posting
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this dumb fuckin thing
A monochrome MS Paint drawing of a screaming buff man being injected with a large syringe labeled "HOPE"
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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i haven't been food posting or...posting much at all. anyways here's a couple food posts
A top-down picture of a freshly baked galette. It has goat cheese filling that is topped with fig quarters and a drizzle of honey. A picture of a freshly baked chocolate chip banana bread loaf in a light blue metal loaf pan.
September 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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A Tumblr text post by user greelin that says: i am so fucking bad at video games. but he's in there. and i have to see him. I Have To
August 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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this track and the track after it are like...objectively LISA the painful battle OSTs but in the best way possible
A Spotify screenshot of "Mommanem" by Tyler, The Creator from the album DON'T TAP THE GLASS
July 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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⚠️ DELTARUNE CHAPTER 4 SPOILERS ⚠️
same energy (before you flip out on me i have bpd)
A scene from Deltarune Chapter 4. It's a minigame in which the SOUL is separated from Kris inside of Dess Holiday's closet. Kris is attempting to wave a hockey stick and knock the SOUL around, which the player must either avoid or allow depending on the desired result. A tweet by user @TroubledHonky. The text reads "my bpd wife is waving a knife at me from across the kitchen screaming about how i'm on a cia mission to fuck her sister and i'm cowering on the top of the fridge trying to throw xanax into her open mouth like it's a fucking carnival game"
June 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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THE WATER IS AN ENDLESS STRUGGLE AKDJAKDNF they really do slop it ABSOLUTELY everywhere...willort pleads the fifth though
A photo of a small Yorkie mix dog sunning himself on an apartment porch. He is squinting happily in the sunlight and has a pronounced lower snaggletooth.
June 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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time for some elderly man content
A photo of a small scruffy Yorkie mix dog with a snaggletooth. He is resting atop a carefully made mess of blankets on a brown couch.
May 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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AND HER. HEART. IS. BREAKIN IN FROOOONT OF ME AND I HAVE. NO CHOICE. CAUSE I WON'T SAY GOODBYE ANYMOREEE
A gif of an older red-headed woman in a pink overcoat vibing very hard and dancing to an unknown song.
May 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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i finally remembered to take a picture of a baked good i made. featuring my horse mug
A picture of a hand holding a rather plump homemade lemon bar. Behind it is a mug of coffee with creamer and a spoon in it.
April 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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my honest reaction when worsening ridges and pitting of the nails isn't just a thing that happens
A screenshot of Plankton from Spongebob Squarepants standing in his restaurant and staring at his stubby hands with an expression of mild fear and concern.
March 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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miss thing was a dormant bulb for so long we thought she died and then all the sudden decided she was going to cause problems for herself on purpose
A photo of a potted and budding Amaryllis plant set on the upper level of a cat tree. The stalk of the Amaryllis is comedically long, about 2 feet or so, and it bends towards the light.
March 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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what if you were alone in your house at night and you heard rupaul cackle all of the sudden? well umbriel was cooked up in a lab to answer that question
(umbriel also uses he/him and any/all)
#ocsky #art
A digital drawing of Dr. Guadalupe "Umbriel" Benson-Juarez. The drawing's palette is warm, yet sickly, with purples and pinks contrasted against diseased yellows and greens -- much like a bruise. Umbriel is a curvaceous figure with long, wavy, thick ombre hair, and a form-fitting yet simple dress; his face is clad in dark drag makeup with a pale white-yellow base. He bears his sharp teeth in an unsettling grin, and his entire expression contorts mildly into more of a grimace than a seductive smirk befitting his posture and appearance. Umbriel is leaned forward coyly, with his breasts pushed together by his arms as they perch on his lap, and his hips are cocked back in emphasis of this. A slither of blackout ink tattoos coat his arms, coiling upwards towards the realistic heart projected in front of his cleavage. The heart is stitched around its diameter -- nonetheless, it has been apparently wounded once more by an embalming trocar and an arterial embalming needle jutting out of it. The burst stitching releases gaseous patterns of the same oil slick ink into the air surrounding Umbriel.
February 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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A surreal Wojak-Chad style meme in which the Wojak is a monochrome, ghoulish figure with white pinprick eyes and a disorted set of gnashing teeth. Its caption cries "RELEASE ME AT ONCE" in all caps. On the other side it appears to be Yama, a Buddhist lord of death who often is depicted overseeing Samsara (which is portrayed behind him). His caption speaks to the suffering Wojak and says: "Yes, yes, there is a 'me' to be released and a 'place' to be released from. There is a better 'place' somewhere else and a better time to be. Keep struggling."
February 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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if it's any consolation i really don't think he can pull this one off like he wants to but like as someone with medicaid and Pronouns(tm)
A meme featuring a very red-eyed but weary looking Hulk Hogan, with the caption "i'm burnt out brother" in a pink font written in an arc across the photo.
January 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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remember when i said his black-out ink tattoos would add 20 days to the lineart process? well they turned into a whole tattoo study session so i was right lmao
#ocsky #art #wip
A work-in-progress art piece of Dr. Guadalupe "Umbriel" Benson-Juarez that has finished lineart. Umbriel is a curvaceous and feminine yet imposing figure, and is coyly posed with his arms pushing his bust together and bent forward slightly. He has long, voluptuous, wavy hair that cascades down to his rear. A multitude of freckles and moles mark his skin on his shoulders and face; he also has oil-slick-like blackout tattoo sleeves on both arms. He wears a simple figure-hugging bustier dress and a dark choker. Marring the sensuous tone of the image is a photorealistic heart that sits in the middle of his chest. The heart is set ablaze, but the flames are rather artificial looking. Encircling the heart is a stitched-up wound, but the stitches have opened near the mid-point and blood leaks out. Poised to pierce the heart at an angle are a trocar needle and an arterial embalming needle respectively.
January 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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we used an entire vaniller bean in it so i REALLY do not want it to go to waste. i mean look at this shit. half of it's gone but i could literally sit there and eat the rest it's SOOOO GOOOOOD
A top-down photo featuring a clear bowl of vanilla bean cream cheese frosting. Next to it is the empty packaging of the vanilla bean, which reads "Trader Joe's Bourbon Vanilla Beans" in a fancy, old typeface.
December 28, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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#wip #ocsky i might have ruined my search history making sure all the embalming tools and heart details were okay lmao
A snap shot of a work in progress drawing of Dr. Guadalupe "Umbriel" Benson-Juarez. The sketch is lower in opacity, and most of the lineart has been completed. Umbriel is a curvy yet muscular person with an off-the-shoulder dress and drag-makeup-esque features. His long hair flows over his shoulders and down his back. He poses coyly, pressing his breasts together with his biceps as he bends forward slightly -- but in the middle of his cleavage sits a burning, sutured, realistic human heart. A trocar needle and arterial embalming needle poke into the heart at a steep angle, further creating a jarring interruption of his seductive pose.
December 13, 2024 at 6:22 AM
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DRAKE IS GOING TO FUCKING GET ME
A Spotify Wrapped screenshot of the My Top Songs section. The background is bright yellow with indigo fractal patterns decorating it. The top songs are, in order: 1. No No No - Beirut 2. Elephant Gun - Beirut 3. Sweden - C418 4. Cobrastyle (feat. Mad Cobra) - Teddybears, Mad Cobra 5. Not Like Us - Kendrick Lamar
December 4, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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the emergency healthcare of the past week prevented me from posting the ACTUAL finished cheesecake on the day i made it...so here it is now 🤍
A homemade cheesecake atop a festive table, topped with a raspberry compote and carefully-arranged whole raspberries. A top-down angle of the same cheesecake, where you can see the raspberries have been arranged into rings.
December 4, 2024 at 1:19 AM
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update: that appeared to be mostly superficial top cracking from the browning and it holds up well! foil tent + maybe five more minutes baking should nail the consistency. amazing flavor! fresh lemon does wonders. i'll do more research but maybe some lemon zest sugar for Extra Zing for the next one
A slice of homemade cheesecake atop a plate, sitting on a kitchen counter.
November 24, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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gotta take a fucking elephant's foot photo so the delicate madam doesn't get any more disturbed than she already is but i've started accepting my unphotogenic cheesecakes for who they are
A top-down photo of a freshly baked cheesecake, still perched above a pan full of water in the oven.
November 23, 2024 at 5:08 AM
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN KENDRICK DROPPED AN ENTIRE ALBUM
A screenshot of Marge Simpson. She is clutching her arms in fetal position with a wild expression, and has pulled several tufts of her beehive hair out.
November 22, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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well i can't put my yoga mat away now can i
A photo of Luna the cat and Willy the dog attempting to soak up the rays of a large sunbeam. Willy is a small, scruffy Yorkie-mix, and Luna is a portly, short-haired Calico-Tabby mix. Luna is flopped over with her belly up to the sun, and Willy is curled up in a ball on top of a maroon yoga mat.
November 21, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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luna did not take it well when i explain to her only pampered spoiled beasts like her eat so fast they throw it back up into their food bowl like they're a capitol society cat from the hunger games
A picture of Luna the cat laying on a bathroom mat, with her mouth open mid-meow in a way that suggests she is yelling angrily. Luna is a somewhat portly, elderly Calico-Tabby mix with some distinct Siamese facial features. Another photo of Luna the cat, but no longer yelling. Her ears are back in "airplane ears" formation, and she appears very grumpy.
November 12, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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2021 -> 2022 -> 2023 -> 2024

thank you so much for this!!! lineart went from my least favorite to my most favorite. i used to feel like i never captured the essence of my sketch with it :'D also isobel got even more tired looking somehow lmao
A mock-up of an RPG Maker-esque game start screen. The color scheme is limited, with primarily dark greys, sickly green-greys, splashes of orange, and bright red. The title of the game is "bite quarantine", stylized in all lowercase. Below it is a slightly bloody and floral frame with the options to play, load, or quit in it, with the play option highlighted. Centered above the title and game options is the splash screen art featuring the primary antagonist and protagonist. The antagonist, Umbriel, looms above the protagonist Isobel's disembodied head on a plate. Umbriel has his fingers curled up beneath his chin in a deranged glee, which matches the grin on his face. His hair is made of writhing tentacles that mimic long, wavy tresses, and he wears a frilly off-the-shoulder dress with lacy gloves. Isobel looks up at him from the plate with weariness and anger, gritting her teeth around the toothpick she habitually keeps in her mouth. An illustration featuring two character bust shots that are framed by light blue bars. The overall color scheme is limited to dark browns and light blue, with splashes of blood red to emphasize Umbriel's eyes. To the viewer's left is Umbriel, whose title "Hound of the Scorned" is displayed next to him in all caps. He wears a dead-eyed, open-mouthed grin, emphasized by the glitchy eyes trailing away from his gaze. He wears his hair up in a messy, large bun, and has cat-eye glasses with a chain on them. Umbriel has many freckles, sharp teeth, and several facial piercings. His neck has a full blackout tattoo covering it. To the viewer's right is Poplar, whose title "Vessel of the Shepherd" is displayed next to her in all caps. She is more youthful and nervous-looking than Umbriel. Her hair is separated into locs, which are tied in a knot as a side ponytail. The locs are also wrapped neatly around her very conspicuous ram horns. A waist-up illustration of Isobel Torres. The color scheme is warm and limited, with swathes of bruise-like purples and yellows blooming out from behind Isobel. Isobel is a muscular, medium-skinned person of Mexican-American descent. They have several arm tattoos, the most prominent of which are the botanical blackout tattoos on their forearms. She has her arms crossed in front of her, and looks off to the upper right with a nebulous expression. Isobel wears a dark t-shirt with the sleeves rolled up and a pair of aviator sunglasses. They have several facial moles, as well as a large scar across their cloudy right eye. They wear their ombre hair up in a bun, revealing their undercut, with side locks that are shoulder-length. Behind them is an illustration of a cordyceps-infected wasp's corpse, still clinging to a branch as the fungal fruiting bodies emerge from it. The branch has several strange flowers blooming from it, one of which has an eye emerging from the center. Interspersed with this scene is the organic chemical formula for Cordycepin. A digital drawing of Isobel Torres. Isobel has medium skin, with full blackout sleeve tattoos, and thick, wild hair in a ponytail with an undercut. They are also heavily scarred and blind in their right eye. Isobel is sitting hunched over, with her arm propped up against her leg, and is peering at the viewer over her shoulder with a vague expression. The drawing is hued in both warm and sickly grey tones, and a halo of foggy color punctuates the center of the drawing. Ghastly apparitions of a coyote skull and cordyceps-like growths loom over Isobel's face.
November 10, 2024 at 6:46 PM