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Lazarus Otter
@lazarusotter.bsky.social
Call me what you will...

Furry. Otter. Dinotopian. Trucker. Gamer. Lover. Racer. Bassist. Friend.

I am all of those and more. Also, all pedos need to be KILLED in the FACE until they're DEAD!!! He/him Sometimes NSFW so 🔞 #ACAB #FTP
This was from the rain we got last week - one of my guys hydroplaned, skidded and ended up tipping. Least he's okay but it made me stop and think about it for a minute, and how I often say I'd rather take rain than snow.
June 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This is not airport food...🍣
May 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think I may have lost my badge - looks like this and I last saw it when I was helping my staffer friends in Accessibility. Has anyone turned it in?
May 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Gonna be taking a bass with me for my trip so I can practice and demonstrate for my friends. As such, a hard case is a good template for stickers.

And yes, that is the full lineup of Worm Drama from Goodbye Volcano High as well - I know, I'm such a dork lol #GVH #Bass
April 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Yesterday was the result of what happens when you piss off a Badger, let alone a million. We're still itching to fight.
April 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
We're always ready to fight the regime, no matter what.
April 2, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Get a Jazz Bass, they said...

It'll be fun, they said...

Your Schecter's pretty sweet and it sounds great, but it's only meant for metal, they said... (Which is total BS, BTW...)

They were right. Say hello to Stella, everyone. #NGD
March 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I've begun to play around with the notion of the collar, and specifically tag on it, of Castra being cursed or having otherworldly effects on her in that regard - moreso in terms of fertility, but it has some other nice effects as well!
March 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
IT'S RIGHT OUTSIDE MY FUCKING DOOR!!! #lunareclipse
March 14, 2025 at 7:43 AM
So true right now. Love all my Canadian friends, even though you always beat us at hockey lol
January 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Viv, hands down. Then again, you know I've always been partial to ceratopsians.
January 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Got my stuff from Sweetwater today, which I was not expecting. Gonna celebrate tomorrow and then I'll be taking my guitar off to the shop to get fixed up! Can't wait! 🎸🤘🎶 #NGD
January 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The next step in my musical quest will begin soon...

Needs a little TLC but still looks good, and the guy who sold it says it sounds good too. Just gotta get a new machine head and strings, and it'll be good to go! 🎸🤘
December 28, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Fancied a drink after a long night of schlepping trailers...and I thought I'd try this gem. Always liked English ales and darker ales over IPAs since they're more robust and don't smack you in the face with an overly hoppy profile.

Now, lemme at that badger... 😈
December 28, 2024 at 8:00 AM
OMGOMGOMG I am in like hyperactive fanboy mode... 😱🤘🎸
December 25, 2024 at 6:50 PM
I've been a good boy this year...and as such, I'm treating myself to my own Christmas feast! Porterhouse, mashed potatoes, rice and roasted asparagus, with a highly rated zinfandel I found while out shopping today.

This is the first of many feast I'll be making in my new place. #CulinaryOtts
December 25, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Gonna try this - pick a number, any number, and I'll answer to the best of my ability.
November 26, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Went to a cat cafe for the first time today. Got some much needed serotonin with my caffeine.
November 19, 2024 at 7:59 PM
I'm currently learning to play bass right now, and I've tried learning guitar but have lacked the motivation in the past to see it through.

Also, that is a pretty bad ass bass there! I've got two myself, with the red Schecter being my primary.
October 7, 2024 at 12:12 AM
I don't know why more places don't have this - it'd be a godsend for us overnighters. 🌙🚛
February 28, 2024 at 2:28 AM
B U N N Y 🐰
February 15, 2024 at 10:02 AM
It may be cold outside, but I'm definitely thinking of warmer days with a nice, tall glass of Kentucky Lemonade. Bourbon, triple sec, lemon, lime and simple to make a small batch sweet & sour. . .think spring. #Mixology #YoBartender
January 20, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Seriously...how the fuck am I supposed to get outta here?
January 19, 2024 at 5:13 AM
WE WON! Bring on the next round! #Lions #NFLPlayoffs #OnePride
January 15, 2024 at 4:52 AM
I'm ready.

Let's go! #Lions #OnePride
January 15, 2024 at 1:18 AM