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#boycotteurovision #eurovision #ebu
Lee Butterley @leebutterley.bsky.social - 3h Next year's Eurovision going to be like the 1980 Moscow Olympics then? D2 f=] Qe a & --
December 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
It's a big message to all the peoples of Europe about who is in charge and who can fuck off.

What a 70th Anniversary, will there even be an 80th at this rate? Could the current management care? They've already lost four countries for the sake of one […]

[Original post on mastodon.social]
LauraSianDixon @laurasiandixon.bsky.social - 3h 1° All this for one country, and now we're losing Spain, The Netherlands, Ireland etc. What a shambles, and at the 70th anniversary too @ Respect to the countries withdrawing, let's have some more & The fact we're even saying that as a Eurovision fan is insane = 4 O26 Qa
December 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Cowardice enables Genocide, enables Fascism, enables Bullies....

#eurovision #boycotteurovision #ebu #israel #genocide #colonialism #culture
3 salem hates the ebu @whothehellissalem.bsky.social - 3h WT if you care more about "neutrality" and including ONE country that has been a menace to the contest in the past two years than the participation of 4+ countries who have been in the contest since the beginning with minimal issue, it was never about neutrality. fuck the ebu. #eurovision [w] a7 Qe A &
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
All so Israel can culture-wash a genocide, and rub our European noses in it too...

#eurovision #boycotteurovision #ebu #israel #genocide #colonialism #culture #bbc
The Euro Yard @theeuroyard.com - 3h Spain had not skipped a contest since joining in 1961. The Netherlands were one of the original seven. Ireland is a 7-time winner. The ESC is losing some really important countries in the fabric of its history. #Eurovision [w] =e Qe A &
December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
I see the BBC has already started trying to polish this turd for their masters..

#eurovision #boycotteurovision #ebu #israel #genocide #colonialism #culture #bbc
21:17 aw FTE) An important detail in the EBU response Mark Savage Music correspondent Amidst all the drama, there’s a small detail in the EBU’s press release that sheds some light on why many countries were keen to keep Israel’s broadcaster, Kan, in the contest. During a "wide-ranging discussion", it says, fellow broadcasters "took the opportunity to stress the importance of protecting the independence of public service media and the freedom of the press to report, not least in conflict zones such as Gaza". That’s because Kan is independent of Israel's government, and has often found itself at odds with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s administration. But Kan’s association with Eurovision is believed to have protected it from threats of closure or funding cuts - because the government recognises the positive PR power of taking part in the contest. If Israel had been excluded today, there's a future in which the country’s access to an independent press could have been limited. bbc.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Some nations think they're above the Law and are above everyone else.....

#eurovision #boycotteurovision #ebu #israel #genocide #colonialism #culture #cheating
Scott @merseytart bsky.social - 3h If you won't expel Israel for “political” reasons, how about because they're massive cheats? #Eurovision 02 =1 O20 Qa
December 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#eurovision #boycotteurovision #ebu #israel #genocide #colonialism #culture
MrAdamR @mradamr.bsky.social - 3h [+] Well... #Eurovision was fun while it lasted. What a mess. Imagine destroying your legacy while forcing a fake image of United by Music. Huge support to those countries standing by their word and dropping out. Eurofans, we will support each other through this. They can't kill our community and heart. Q =13 Q 57 a & --
December 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#eurovision #boycotteurovision #ebu #harrypotter #israel #genocide #hyperfixation
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social - 2h #W | am heartened to see the Eurovision fandom mostly all just immediately browsing for a new hyperfixation. *stares pointedly at the Harry Potter fans* Q2 219 O75 Qo &
December 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Eurovision is something else that Israel has murdered in front of our eyes.

Remember, it's 'Anti-Semitic' to resist Zionism, moral high ground over there...remember.....

#ebu #eurovision #boycotteurovision #israel #colonialism #genocide #murder
Chris @chriswharton93.bsky.social - 2h Eurovision truly was one of the things | loved most, a proper joyful celebration of everyone coming together and sharing a love of music and culture. Today | think it's died a death with the EBU's decision and it's saddened me so much that they could have avoided this my listening to the public. Qs on O69 oa -
December 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#ebu #eurovision #boycotteurovision #israel #ZarahSultana #ukpol #ukpolitics
Zarah Sultana MP © @zarahsultana.bsky.social - 2h The UK must follow Ireland, Spain, the Netherlands and Slovenia's lead and boycott Eurovision. We cannot have “business as usual” with Israel, a genocidal apartheid state.
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Some country thinking the rules don't apply to them, hmmmm.....

#ebu #eurovision #boycotteurovision #israel
& markofbattersea @markofbattersea.bsky.social - 1h WY cdnews It looks like they're going allow #Eurovision to collapse into a mess, all to defend one nation that has clearly been gaming the voting system. [w] os Qe A &
December 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
In fact the pundits in the UK will call you 'Anti-Semitic' for boycotting Eurovision, and they will get the platform while opposing voices do not.

#eurovision #ebu #boycotteurovision #EBU #colonialism #politics #genocide #ukpol #ukpolitics
Andrew Phelan @aphelanoficial bsky.social - Th truly hope Eurovision has signed its own death warrant. Banning Israel was not only a necessity, it was morally correct. They've failed. The United Kingdom should withdraw, but won't because they're tone deaf in every sense. Utter disgrace. #Banisrael #Eurovision = ce (VAY Qa
December 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Everything Israel touches now turns to shit...

#eurovision #ebu #boycotteurovision #EBU #colonialism #politics #genocide
Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social - 10m Itis incredibly funny watching the EBU crash Eurovision into the ground in order to accommodate Israel. 0s 1 VE oa
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
The grifting Monarch with the Paedo brother has more spine than our shithouse PM...

#AbolishTheMonarchy #russia #europe #ukpol #ukpolitics #trump #putin #keirstarmer #starmer #ukraine
In Britain, King Charles spoke directly of “Russian aggression” as he hosted Germany’s president, Frank-Walter Steinmeier. The monarch said both countries “together stand with Ukraine and bolster Europe against the threat of further Russian aggression”. The king has strongly supported Ukraine's fight since the outset of the Russian invasion. His latest remarks ‘may prick the ears of Donald Trump, who, after once haranguing Volodymyr Zelenskyy in the Oval Office, drastically changed his tune, at least for a time, after Charles indulged the US president with a state visit and impressed upon him the broader importance of Ukraine’s defence. The king also met Zelenskky directly after Trump and Vance humiliated Ukraine’s president at the White House.
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
That bit in the movie where the characters finally catch up to the audience...

#macron #russia #usa #eupol #ukraine #betrayal #nato #fascism
Macron reportedly warned European leaders ‘there is a chance that the US will betray Ukraine’ - Europe live German magazine Der Spiegel has reported the warning, quoting aleaked note from a recent call between the European leaders
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
[RE: Men who don't wipe]

It's stuff like this which makes me feel more 'they' than 'he'....jfc...
“TooAfraidToAslc 4; ago " ¢ © mnie . Are most men plagued with skid marks in their underwear, or am | just meeting unlucky/unhygienic people?? So I'm honestly just not sure at this point. | once lent some white basketball shorts to my dad when he wasn't doing so great financially, and was living with me at my apartment. When | finally got them back after literal weeks (he's the opposite of a punctual person) there were... um... well gh stains on the back area of them. Thoroughly grossed out, trying to be understanding, | proceeded to wash them 4 times, ended up under my bed folded up, stains still there, just to be washed again every now and then because I'm kinda afraid to wear them. At first, | thought this is something that was an odd ‘my dad thing’, until | got my hands on my boyfriend's white, Naruto boxer briefs. They're absolutely adorable but | felt pretty awkward when putting them in the wash, only to notice there were skid marks in his underwear too. I also remember seeing them in various places like visiting my brother and accidentally noticing his underwear thrown over the side of the hamper, as well as some bedrooms of guy friends’ of my boyfriend's, when I'd be invited to go. hang with them. This honestly. and completely undisrespectfully, troubles me. Idk about EVERYONE, but every woman | know wipes that bum over and over again until the paper is as bright as, well, paper, even if it takes 25 sheets... and my mom agrees. None of us have had that problem in our underwear since we were 6 at the very latest. So. my question is, are you guys just spending your entire lives wiping your bootyhole incorrectly and no one ever correcting you? Did your mothers not teach you how to do it right, or are y'all just slowly forgetting over the years?.. because | honestly can't think of any logical reason that | know this many people with skid marks in nearly every pair of underwear, and they're all men. It seems silly, but it's a legitimate question | just can't get out of my head @ @ @ EDIT: S00000 um y'all I'm beyond absolutely beyond amazed at the FEW THOUSAND people I've got talking about bootyholes in the comments rm. I've never gotten this much feedback on any post anywhere, not just Reddit. Thank you verrr much for the feedback and help, each and every one of you have been helpful and kind. When | first posted this, | was doing my best to respond to every single new comment but it seems that may be impossible at this point as there's a new comment quite literally every two seconds. Thank you for everyone's suggestions and thoughts though @ | needs to go have quite the interesting yet serious conversation with my boyfriend now@ © @
December 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Does this sound like a healthy democracy with a Free Press to you? 😬

#pentagon #uspol #uspolitics #petehegseth #hegseth #freepress #journalism
Ba Ron Filipkowski © @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social Outstanding reporting today from the New Media at the Pentagon. John AKonrad V @ X.com bs Hegseth answered my questions. It’s off the record so no details but | am very pleased with his leadership! 20K 4 Dec 2025, 00:02 Everybody can rep;
December 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
This is the company UKGOV is giving the nation's NHS data to is it?
Who need morals and ethics when you've got money, right? That's all that matters, yeah? /s

#palantir #nhs #warcrimes #fascism #ukpol #ukpolitics #data #technology #techbros #siliconvalley
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence” on immigration and defense policy.
December 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
JFC, what is it with this guy?!

#HakeemJeffries #uspol #uspolitics #trump #dems
punished acabylon bee @acabylonbee.bsky.social - 2h IGE) with democrats ike hakeem jeffries whom needs republicans @ Aaron Rupar © @atrupar.com - 6h Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be. desired."
December 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
I know he's literally a war criminal (and other crimes) but addressing a room full of people with your hands in your pockets the whole time is a cunts move....
Rep. Jason Crow® @crow.house.gov - 4h Here's Pete Hegseth in 2016 saying the U.S. military “won't follow unlawful orders" from a President. What changed, Pete? Our Secretary of Defense is an unqualified and unserious person. Whiskey Pete standing on a stage in a shirt and tie with his hands in his trousers like he could not be bothered to be here talking to losers.
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
He would love the luxury space communism we promise. So much cock, he'd be in Cock Heaven.

Remember those, Joshua and Pete are the best that White Nationalism can offer, the very best....

#fascists #joshuahaymes #petehegseth #whitenationalism #nazis #farright #politics
Ea Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social - 3h Christian nationalist Joshua Haymes says Democrats and the media hate Pete Hegseth because he is "a straight, white, Christian man" who is preventing them from establishing their "gay race commie utopia."
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
(A side note, but one that will be popular on Mastodon)

#petehegseth #hegseth #signalgate #pentagon #uspol #uspolitics #aibubble
Jack Phoenix (a comics librarian) @comicslibrarian.bsky.social - 3h I mean this with all sincerity, and | think | speak for a lot of others: we would rather see undisciplined, amateur art by hand than shitty Al "art" any day. You want to make fun of Pete Hegseth in a cartoon, but you can't draw? | would rather your stick figures than Al. Just draw. (wp) = 40 QO ne Qo &
December 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#petehegseth #hegseth #signalgate #pentagon #uspol #uspolitics
David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social - 2h Fog o' War being a regional brand of small distillery, mid-shelf bourbon. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth defends second boat strike, citing “fog of war’
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Seeing a bus stalk Pete Hegseth around the neighbourhood, it's time is close....

#petehegseth #hegseth #signalgate #pentagon #uspol #uspolitics
Kyle Griffin @kylegriffini.bsky.social - 7m MORE Breaking on MS NOW: Pete Hegseth refused an interview request for the Pentagon Inspector General's investigation into Signalgate, according to two sources who read and were briefed on report. Hegseth would not turn over his phone, a source who read the report told MS NOW. @ Kyle Griffin @kylegriffinl.bsky.social - 46m Breaking on MS NOW: The Signalgate report contradicts Pete Hegseth's claims he did nothing wrong. It shows he "violated policy by using a non-approved device," a source who read the report says. Hegseth failed to preserve records. The report says he put the operations and service people at risk. D4 275 Q 79 a & --
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
"That irritating man at a party who has just discovered Weed and has some theories to run by you...."

#joerogan
a Joe Rogan Podcast News @ X.com SRE ©@joeroganhq © Commentary account Joe Rogan: "Jesus was born out of a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer? If Jesus does return, you don't think he could return as artificial intelligence? Al could absolutely return as Jesus." Photo of Joe Rogan in his little playset.
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM