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La Zarigueya
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Poor Elise got her Mar-A-Lago face for NOTHING??? 😱
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Mark your calendars for the heartwarming climax 💘
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Kash follows the scent on whatever trail Kash feels is right in the moment, as a deeply insecure but also very horny and image-aware paranoid schizophrenic. Which is fun.
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Hmm. Tell me more on that last bullet. 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Nah, they’d rather focus their energies on
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Jesse could do us all a favor and give it a rest.
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Which is why grocery sale pricing has become like a shell game.

Last month these cost $4.50 less.
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
He pardoned them ALL, including over 170 people who pled guilty to assaulting law enforcement that day.
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Join the other boys!
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
They’ll claim making any further releases regarding Epstein would constitute a time-wasting distraction.
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Don’t make Elon jealous.
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Truth in marketing
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Nancy would want you to know she’s a survivor of sexual assault + rape. She likes to begin every conversation that way if it’s even remotely relevant to the topic at hand.

But after that bit of shouting, she’ll bow to Trump and continue protecting the Pedo Party, betraying all her fellow survivors.
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Every dog has a bark.
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The dog who hasn’t barked
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I put out unshelled peanuts for Scott Hassett, but I know I should stop.
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Gimme a split second to think of a lie
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
“The reason I don’t want to talk about affordability — everybody knows it is far less expensive under Trump than it was under sleepy Joe Biden.” - Donald J. Trump
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
“I don’t want to hear about the affordability.” - Donald J. Trump
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I’m not sure how this passed Mr. Bezos’ muster for advancing personal liberties or the free markets. I guess we’re lucky such “smut” leaked out.
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
“Gimme more. And also turn up the tv Watters is on and bring the ketchup.”
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Remember MAGA, American taxes are what funds the capture, housing, food, and “medical care” for EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. of these people.

And that’s just the VERY beginning of the bill we have to foot to remove these productive aspiring Americans from our soil.

Fraud & waste = MAGA’s real goal.
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
“The jury determined that the launching of the 12-inch deli sandwich from what the government described as “point-blank range” was not an attempt to cause injury…”
November 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Sandwich wins!!!
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM