MAKE AMERICA HINGED AGAIN

I have a tail light out and I'm being harassed by Christians who keep flashing their headlights at me. Before you say anything, I know it's Christians because everyone else knows how to mind their own business.

If your mom has to step in to help you out, you probably aren’t up to the job. Just saying.

Beside genocide and fascism, un-mutable gas pump commercials at full volume are among the most enraging dystopian implementations in this timeline

Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD

Cyber-Security Experts Warn Election Was Hacked

'Musk is guilty as fuck,' one former government security adviser told me.

Multiple experts are raising the alarm of wide-scale election fraud securing Trump’s victory — and the data is compelling.

www.planetcritical.com/p/cyber-secu...

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Anyone else remember when Dr. Oz said that it was fine for 2–3% of schoolchildren to die?

Yeah, he’s in charge of Medicaid and Medicare now.

Is there a way to not sneeze in the most dramatic way possible? Or do I have to just keep letting them out until all 40 years of suppressed feminine rage is released

Be grateful for the things you don't have that you don't want, like leprosy or a ruler tattoo on your leg to measure fish with

Does anyone else think that traffic cameras disproportionately punish optimists?

Crazy how there's an entire multibillion dollar industry that's been peddling classic stories of good versus evil for over a century, and it was all just... entertainment. If only there was some real life crossover to these lessons...🙄