Eldon
@lazarel.bsky.social
Born-again atheist, humanist, scientist, engineer.
I have long believed that Volvos are no safer than other cars. The reason for their reputation is that Volvo owners never drive fast enough to get into a serious accident.
January 23, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I have long believed that Volvos are no safer than other cars. The reason for their reputation is that Volvo owners never drive fast enough to get into a serious accident.
I wonder how long Carney laughed when he got that.
January 23, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I wonder how long Carney laughed when he got that.
Palantir should be nationalized. Give Thiel one dollar in compensation then explicitly tell him what to do to himself.
January 21, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Palantir should be nationalized. Give Thiel one dollar in compensation then explicitly tell him what to do to himself.
Yes, but he fired everyone - an entire division - who was working on fast charging and the Tesla charging stations. Vendors commented to the press that the people who replaced them had no idea what they were doing.
Tesla's board has their heads in their nether regions.
Tesla's board has their heads in their nether regions.
January 19, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Yes, but he fired everyone - an entire division - who was working on fast charging and the Tesla charging stations. Vendors commented to the press that the people who replaced them had no idea what they were doing.
Tesla's board has their heads in their nether regions.
Tesla's board has their heads in their nether regions.
Musk fired his entire fast charging division during a ketamine-induced rage. Now Tesla is years behind BYD.
What a f*cking genius.
What a f*cking genius.
January 18, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Musk fired his entire fast charging division during a ketamine-induced rage. Now Tesla is years behind BYD.
What a f*cking genius.
What a f*cking genius.
The proper term is "adjudicated" rapist. He escaped criminal prosecution, but the judge in the civil trial he lost wrote into the trial record that his conduct was rape.
January 14, 2026 at 5:32 PM
The proper term is "adjudicated" rapist. He escaped criminal prosecution, but the judge in the civil trial he lost wrote into the trial record that his conduct was rape.
Not if we repeatedly used the tear gas and pepper spray on the ICE goons.
January 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Not if we repeatedly used the tear gas and pepper spray on the ICE goons.
I see this cretin filling a prison cell in the Hague.
January 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I see this cretin filling a prison cell in the Hague.
Schumer and Jeffries need to go.
January 3, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Schumer and Jeffries need to go.
Don't let Vance anywhere near it.
December 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Don't let Vance anywhere near it.
I don't flip off Cyber trucks. I figure the owners have already screwed themselves.
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I don't flip off Cyber trucks. I figure the owners have already screwed themselves.
Many of these RW idiots think John Wayne was a war hero, so claiming an imaginary reindeer as one of their own isn't a stretch for their tiny little minds.
December 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Many of these RW idiots think John Wayne was a war hero, so claiming an imaginary reindeer as one of their own isn't a stretch for their tiny little minds.
We are going to need some sort of secular exorcism and cleansing of the Kennedy Center when this f*cker is gone.
December 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
We are going to need some sort of secular exorcism and cleansing of the Kennedy Center when this f*cker is gone.
Hey, Bogninny, don't let the door hit you in the ass.
December 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Hey, Bogninny, don't let the door hit you in the ass.
Charlie Kirk burns in hell.
December 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Charlie Kirk burns in hell.
Witness testimony? There was live TV of him inciting the riot. What the hell were you watching?
December 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Witness testimony? There was live TV of him inciting the riot. What the hell were you watching?
I am going to disagree vehemently. Garland had enough probable cause to arrest the SOB on Garland's first day in office. His DoJ then pussy-footed around the classified documents case for a year before they raided him. Anyone else would have been immediately arrested. I know. I worked in defense.
December 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I am going to disagree vehemently. Garland had enough probable cause to arrest the SOB on Garland's first day in office. His DoJ then pussy-footed around the classified documents case for a year before they raided him. Anyone else would have been immediately arrested. I know. I worked in defense.
Garland's sloth in going after him allowed the orange sh*t head to run the clock and escape justice. Fuck Merrick the Meek.
December 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Garland's sloth in going after him allowed the orange sh*t head to run the clock and escape justice. Fuck Merrick the Meek.
Isn't it interesting that the orange menace hasn't gone after Garland in his revenge tour? Does he see Garland as an ineffectual nobody who was never a threat, or was Garland one of his buddies? Did they meet on Epstein's island?
December 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Isn't it interesting that the orange menace hasn't gone after Garland in his revenge tour? Does he see Garland as an ineffectual nobody who was never a threat, or was Garland one of his buddies? Did they meet on Epstein's island?
Nor should Chuck Schumer lead the Senate. They are both bought and sold by big business and will not represent their constituents.
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Nor should Chuck Schumer lead the Senate. They are both bought and sold by big business and will not represent their constituents.
Wow! No women have been willing to bed this asshole!
Who'da thought?
Who'da thought?
December 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Wow! No women have been willing to bed this asshole!
Who'da thought?
Who'da thought?
It's time to nationalize Meta.
December 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It's time to nationalize Meta.
Personally, I want to tax the bastards until it hurts, and then tax them some more. We forgot the lessons of 1929.
December 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Personally, I want to tax the bastards until it hurts, and then tax them some more. We forgot the lessons of 1929.
Yes, yes, Republicans ARE heartless bastards. All of them.
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Yes, yes, Republicans ARE heartless bastards. All of them.