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Conor Tobin
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When all the dark clouds roll away, and the Sun begins to shine.
'Hey Google, while I do absolutely love that, I actually asked you to play Bob Vylan'
July 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I got the results of an MRI handed to me today on a CD ROM.

So now I have to go visit 1998 to see if I have a stress fracture.
June 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The Big Beautiful Bustup

#trump
#Elon
June 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Is there a German word for that begrudging feeling you get when you're about to head off somewhere nice but the weather here is spectacular?

#Ireland
May 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I really wish Saudi Arabia had bribed your man with that plane. Wouldn't have to listen to Americans pronouncing it 'Kutr'

#Qatar #Trump
May 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Fascinated by this..

I opened Flightradar on Fri evening when a plane went overhead while walking.

Virgin Atlantic LHR to JFK. Cool.

Could still see the plane for a while...
May 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Love this, it's just perfect...
May 10, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Who's this warning directed to? Battery eaters aren't reading that...
May 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Today, in M&S, I obediently spent 70 cent on a paper bag then moaned about it when I got home.

Gonna re use the fuck out of that paper bag. Gonna pack shit into it until it rips
May 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
There are countless examples of prominent people moving from liberal to right wing nut job but I can only think of one going the other way.

Anthony Scaramucci.

Any other examples?
April 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I'm so connected to love.

I think this experience has shown. You never know how much love is inside of you, like, how much love you have to give, and how much you are loved.

Until the day you launch.

So go fuck yourselves.

You'll never know.
April 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Absolute fact!!
April 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My 7 year old asked me why we celebrate Easter.

I told her we celebrate the time off work and school and how that lets us have time together.

She said 'I heard in school that we celebrate Jesus getting nailed to a plus sign +'

🤣🤣
April 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Love Lidl.

Giz a packata hows it goinzies

@lidlireland.bsky.social
March 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Reposted by Conor Tobin
Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?
March 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Jon Ossoff has been incredibly impressive this past couple of days.

Future leader of the Free World?

#signal
Ossoff: This is what happens when you have Fox News personalities cosplaying as government officials.
March 26, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Reposted by Conor Tobin
I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
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March 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I would sacrifice anything come what might for the sake of....seeing Barack Obama's face when he first read this

@barackobama.bsky.social
March 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Remember when we all thought the Tea Party was the worst political movement in The US.

Ah, simpler times.
March 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Well, feck that anyway. Was having a nice day until I saw that shitebag McGregor on my feed.

Ugh.
March 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
No need to call Rainman to count these.

Wtf @burgerking.com.br
March 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
This is the calibre of man that's currently in charge of the world.
March 5, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Reposted by Conor Tobin
March 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Love this picture.

'Check over there!!'
March 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Ohgoodjaysis
February 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM