So he’s going to send the National Guard to Utah now, right? Right?

The first episode of couple swaps got me questioning my whole existence. Do I like Eliot? Why is Jamie cool with Adrian? Did Jacqui become likable? At least Carina & Paul are still bitches eating crackers for me, and Awhina remains problem-free. #MAFSAU

The Middle Aged Ones

Ryan in the “rap sheet” argument #MAFSAU

Speaking of twins on #MAFSAU…