My resolution is to kiss a woman and eat yummy food

Its really cool that there is no way to contact anyone in charge of hiring for river island. I love being told to go fuck myself as im too ill to do a video interview with a chatbot

I believe that time doesn't move. I believe that time is just happening. There is no forwards and backwards, just now, the time that was now, and the time that will be now. You cannot travel to the past, but we are constantly meeting the future.

I shouldn’t be there
#Castlevania #AriaOfSorrow

would be nice if we got a “Hey, we are are about to play a noise at full volume on this phone in 5 mins, so make sure you aint wearing headphones so we dont destroy your fucking eardrums”, but i guess thats too much to ask

Tried dr pepper cherry earlier thinking it would be dr pepper with a hint of cherry. What it actually was was fuckin rancid. @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social

Vag

Do you know the penis code?
The penis code?
The penis code!
Yes i know the penis code, its 93415

Suck it
Also, more sweet and sour than hot and spicy

The ancient greeks would think I’m stupid and immoral. They would be correct.

Its awkward and i dont know much, but if you base your knowledge of Herakles off of Hercules (1997) and you have 10 mins, watch this. Please, you need to know why i hate that film. Im autistic btw. youtu.be/ffHsCp3f0wc?...