“I quit drinking, five minutes ago, wish me luck.”

Why haven’t I seen the drones? Am I not interesting enough to surveil? This sucks.

Hey, The Atlantic, your privilege is showing.

Another reason to stop eating at Mc Donald’s.

X is dead.

Bluesky is the new Twitter.

Me to my wife: “Why do you watch these stupid Housewives shows? They add no intellectual value to your life.”

Also me to my wife: “I need six uninterrupted hours of peace and quiet to watch grown men in leotards smash into each other.”

Drake and Wayne being exploited for profit and clout and not realizing it is such sweet revenge from the rap game.

Imagine a Superman movie where half the population idolizes Lex Luthor, proudly drives Luthor-branded trucks, and cheers as he takes over making decisions for the U.S. president.

Feels like the internet moved into a new apartment this week.

Cheaters out here prospering a little too much.

Jack Smith trying to take off a little early today to get a jump on the holidays. Sent a couple emails, tied up some loose ends, done!

Re: Bronny

Amazon doesn’t even want the stuff on Amazon

Like a virgin, posting for the very first time. Like a virrrerrrerrrgin, like a virgin.