Lawrence Sylwester 🐶🐦⬛🍷⚽️
@lawsyl.bsky.social
German has entered the Chat. I think what this guy is “saying” but not saying is that he’d prefer the US have a dominant German culture (warts and all). Take what you will from that.
February 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
German has entered the Chat. I think what this guy is “saying” but not saying is that he’d prefer the US have a dominant German culture (warts and all). Take what you will from that.
Wait, he’s nostalgically pining for White food?
February 12, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Wait, he’s nostalgically pining for White food?
Yet they’re forcing Jody Allen out but Tisch is all good.
February 12, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Yet they’re forcing Jody Allen out but Tisch is all good.
Looks like Ben G might be available
February 3, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Looks like Ben G might be available
Been there when UW played Michigan for National Championship in 2023. Wife is Michigan alum, I’m UW. It’ll be fine (we’re still married)
January 26, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Been there when UW played Michigan for National Championship in 2023. Wife is Michigan alum, I’m UW. It’ll be fine (we’re still married)
My question is how they even have fireworks in January.
January 26, 2026 at 3:37 AM
My question is how they even have fireworks in January.
…and the Vikings for Sam Darnold and the Raiders for taking Geno Smith.
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 AM
…and the Vikings for Sam Darnold and the Raiders for taking Geno Smith.
Wait until they win the Super Bowl
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Wait until they win the Super Bowl
With all due respect, this is weak. Americans need to hear your ACTUAL voice.
January 25, 2026 at 9:21 PM
With all due respect, this is weak. Americans need to hear your ACTUAL voice.
That’s a shit intersection.
January 17, 2026 at 4:09 AM
That’s a shit intersection.
Yeah, like the Seattle Sounders who have won two MLS Cups, and the Seattle Storm who have won for WNBA Championships.
January 17, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Yeah, like the Seattle Sounders who have won two MLS Cups, and the Seattle Storm who have won for WNBA Championships.
The Bear
Adolescence
The Pitt
White Lotus
Somebody Somewhere
Adolescence
The Pitt
White Lotus
Somebody Somewhere
January 1, 2026 at 12:06 AM
The Bear
Adolescence
The Pitt
White Lotus
Somebody Somewhere
Adolescence
The Pitt
White Lotus
Somebody Somewhere
Which Trader Joe’s?
December 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Which Trader Joe’s?
Not wanting to and not doing it are two entirely different things. I DONT WANT to steal a cookie is not saying I’m not going to anyway.
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Not wanting to and not doing it are two entirely different things. I DONT WANT to steal a cookie is not saying I’m not going to anyway.
Wait, there’s still a Seattle Times?
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Wait, there’s still a Seattle Times?
When a Democrat is back in the White House they need to immediately restore the Rose Garden and rename the East Wing Ballroom the Barack and Michelle Obama Ballroom.
October 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
When a Democrat is back in the White House they need to immediately restore the Rose Garden and rename the East Wing Ballroom the Barack and Michelle Obama Ballroom.
Emmett Watson?
October 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Emmett Watson?
Thank you. We’ll need all the support, thoughts and prayers we can get against our common enemy the damn Yankees.
September 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Thank you. We’ll need all the support, thoughts and prayers we can get against our common enemy the damn Yankees.
Best stanza ever written
Crazy Chester followed me
And he caught me in the fog
He said, "I will fix your rack
If you'll take Jack, my dog"
I said, "Wait a minute, Chester
You know I'm a peaceful man"
He said, "That's okay, boy
Won't you feed him when you can?"
Crazy Chester followed me
And he caught me in the fog
He said, "I will fix your rack
If you'll take Jack, my dog"
I said, "Wait a minute, Chester
You know I'm a peaceful man"
He said, "That's okay, boy
Won't you feed him when you can?"
August 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Best stanza ever written
Crazy Chester followed me
And he caught me in the fog
He said, "I will fix your rack
If you'll take Jack, my dog"
I said, "Wait a minute, Chester
You know I'm a peaceful man"
He said, "That's okay, boy
Won't you feed him when you can?"
Crazy Chester followed me
And he caught me in the fog
He said, "I will fix your rack
If you'll take Jack, my dog"
I said, "Wait a minute, Chester
You know I'm a peaceful man"
He said, "That's okay, boy
Won't you feed him when you can?"
Jew’s harp is an underrated instrument.
August 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Jew’s harp is an underrated instrument.
Strikes out the side? Yeah maybe, but each one went to 3-2. Dude was driving me crazy.
August 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Strikes out the side? Yeah maybe, but each one went to 3-2. Dude was driving me crazy.
What a bad idea? Were they going to walk him to load the bases for Julio?
August 9, 2025 at 5:54 AM
What a bad idea? Were they going to walk him to load the bases for Julio?
My favorite catcher of all time is John Marzano, all because of this. When asked later, Marzano said O’Neill “just wouldn’t stop talking”
www.mlb.com/mets/video/y...
www.mlb.com/mets/video/y...
Yanks, Mariners benches empty after pitch to O'Neill | 08/28/1996
Yankees and Mariners scuffle after Tim Davis throws at Paul O'Neill
www.mlb.com
May 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
My favorite catcher of all time is John Marzano, all because of this. When asked later, Marzano said O’Neill “just wouldn’t stop talking”
www.mlb.com/mets/video/y...
www.mlb.com/mets/video/y...