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Zach
@lawsarentreal.bsky.social
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JD, Georgia State Law. Go Blue. He/him
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Bryce knows
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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THIS ONE
That giant rocket outside the Glass Bowl that's famously aimed to land on BGSU's 50 yard line
October 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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This is so humiliating they put it on the fucking chyron
ESPNU scoreboard chyron showing BGSU beating Toledo 28-21 with 1:58 to go in the 4th, there's text above it reading "BOWLING GREEN: DOWN 21-0 IN THE 2ND QUARTER"
October 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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3 weeks in
the ravens lost to the lions lost to the packers lost to the browns lost to the ravens. this is described using a visual of each team represented as losing to the other in a parallelogram of sorts demarcated with "less than" signs that i had to redraw because the whole thing looked kind of like a swastika at first. the words "circle of suck" appear at the top in a fittingly low effort font and design choice
September 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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shot/chaser
Tweet from Andrew Cuomo: "Today an NYPD detective was shot in the line of duty in Queens. We pray for his recovery. Violence against our police is an attack on all New Yorkers. As Mayor, I will always stand with the men and women of the NYPD who put their lives on the line to keep us safe. #NYsFinest News text: "Det. Corey Fisher - a 12-year-old police veteran assigned to the department's Queens North Warrants Squad - was shot in his right hand and left leg shortly before 9 a.m. as three cops opened fire on the Whitestone Expressway near 22nd Road, said NYPD commissioner Jessica Tisch."
August 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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We ended with some horses
June 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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In Atlanta the #nokings protest merged with a juneteenth celebration. A little rain couldn't stop the fun
Protesters march near Georgia States campus holding signs and flags More protesters march near Georgia State's campus, including an "ATL RESISTS" sign A Juneteenth float bringing attention to wrongful incarceration A jeep with a Juneteenth sign drives in front of a Popeyes, with a float behind
June 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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I'd rather be doing poppers with my dad and his dad It's a bumper sticker with that and a fish on it
May 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Y'all we might be cooked
Donald J Trump's truth social post: The "Pardons" that Sleepy Joe Biden gave to the Unselect Committee of Political Thugs and many others, are hereby declared VOID, VACANT, AND OF NO FURTHER FORCE OR EFFECT...
March 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Y'all that's 14 American flags posted at 14:14 military time. If you don't know what he's referencing google "14 words"
Elon Musk posting 14 American flags at 2:14pm
February 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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Where I'm lurking tonight ☺️
reddit.com/r/greenbaypackers
December 6, 2024 at 4:39 AM
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Someone made an OSU cope podcast playlist and spotify's "recommended for this playlist" songs appear to advocate suicide if you read the titles in order. which, fair
Text showing an Ohio State Cope podcast playlist, with the recommended songs being "What's good", "Jump off the roof", and "wonderful nothing"
December 2, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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😤😤😤
December 2, 2024 at 4:23 AM
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lol so Billy Napier apologized for Florida planting the flag at FSU... meanwhile the MDen is already selling new "plant the flag" merch
Screenshot of the MDen webpage with a large banner advertising a T Shirt and a hoodie with "Plant the Flag", the score of the 2024 game, and a Michigan flag over Ohio
December 2, 2024 at 12:11 AM
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We are so fucking back
November 30, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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🤡🤡🤡🤡
Screenshot of a CNN article with the headline "Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor to remain at post as some call for her to step down"
November 10, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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Lmao it's still on their website (presidential towers in Chicago)
Apartment amenities list that includes "wood inspired flooring"
April 14, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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Rip the unabomber you would've loved connor stalions
Just a couple of michigan men writing manifestos to justify breaking the rules
October 25, 2023 at 7:15 PM
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If your top 4 looks like this it's not a blood week
ESPN App showing that Michigan beat Indiana by 45. Georgia beat Vanderbilt by 17. Ohio State beat Purdue by 34. Florida State beat Syracuse by 38.
October 15, 2023 at 6:08 AM
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Dude in front of me texted his wife "what a disaster!!" while it was still 14-3 lmao
September 29, 2023 at 1:54 AM
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ive been gearing up for college football season by listening to ohio state fan podcasts from last november and now the algorithm keeps sending me these ads thinking i want to go there
July 26, 2023 at 3:53 AM