Some references:
babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id=ui...

Diggings in the two Brynjulfson caves resulted in finding some evidence of human habitation, Dire wolf, Coyote, Timber Wolf, Bobcat, Ground Sloth, Giant Armadillo, Tapir, Peccary, Moose, Bison, Woodland Muskox, Passenger Pigeon and Pronghorn antelope.

Dire Wolves were fierce predators, preying on megafauna, and went extinct as these huge beasts passed away after the last ice age. They could bring down a bison, they were bigger than a modern wolf, Go walk in Three Creeks, and imagine these majestic animals right here in Bocomo!

"The youngest uncalibrated geological ages assigned to dire wolf remains are dated at 9,440 YBP at Brynjulfson Cave, Boone County, Missouri" according to Wikipedia [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dire_wolf]

Best ex-prez ever

I almost bought a MAGA hat at a thrift shop, which needs to say "Make America Militant AntiFascist Again" after some mods.

I thought this was just another fake Onion headline, and was just about to scroll on. You just can't make this stuff up anymore.