Chris Funsocks
@lawlorc.bsky.social
If I might offer a trade for mine, been living it up in my head for about four weeks now.
It comes preloaded with its own Eminem Voice...
"Now this looks like a chocolate bee..."
It comes preloaded with its own Eminem Voice...
"Now this looks like a chocolate bee..."
January 26, 2026 at 1:30 PM
If I might offer a trade for mine, been living it up in my head for about four weeks now.
It comes preloaded with its own Eminem Voice...
"Now this looks like a chocolate bee..."
It comes preloaded with its own Eminem Voice...
"Now this looks like a chocolate bee..."
Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Mauritius Dodo Silver Rum Dodo Bottle from @masterofmalt.com @whiskysanta.masterofmalt.com under my tree? I've been really good this year! www.masterofmalt.com/asksanta/rum...
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Mauritius Dodo Silver Rum Dodo Bottle from @masterofmalt.com @whiskysanta.masterofmalt.com under my tree? I've been really good this year! www.masterofmalt.com/asksanta/rum...
I guessing from the links to the sections, pecans should not be consumed by dogs.
September 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I guessing from the links to the sections, pecans should not be consumed by dogs.
I've got one of these bad muthas.
June 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I've got one of these bad muthas.
I need to hear this quote.
June 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I need to hear this quote.
Somehow managed to take this "pair" of trainers to the gym.
At least I managed one for each foot...?
At least I managed one for each foot...?
June 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Somehow managed to take this "pair" of trainers to the gym.
At least I managed one for each foot...?
At least I managed one for each foot...?
Like how I only ever saw this flaming devil-boar head as the sitcom puppet A.L.F. (until embarrassingly recently)
June 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Like how I only ever saw this flaming devil-boar head as the sitcom puppet A.L.F. (until embarrassingly recently)
It's been a problem for years, it seems.
I took this from outside a newsagent in Scarborough in the late 1990s
I took this from outside a newsagent in Scarborough in the late 1990s
June 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It's been a problem for years, it seems.
I took this from outside a newsagent in Scarborough in the late 1990s
I took this from outside a newsagent in Scarborough in the late 1990s
Yep. Not only that, but I often ignore my body doing its duty in trying to get me to eat, as these recent messages to my brother can attest.
Same goes for being absolutely parched / needing the loo.
Same goes for being absolutely parched / needing the loo.
May 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Yep. Not only that, but I often ignore my body doing its duty in trying to get me to eat, as these recent messages to my brother can attest.
Same goes for being absolutely parched / needing the loo.
Same goes for being absolutely parched / needing the loo.
The Tailypo.
Even with its supposed kid-friendly aesthetic, this book terrified me as a child. I don't think I read it by myself, but possibly along with my mum reading it to me, so I'd have been maybe 4 or 5.
It instilled that horrible feeling, that fear in me that "something is out there".
Even with its supposed kid-friendly aesthetic, this book terrified me as a child. I don't think I read it by myself, but possibly along with my mum reading it to me, so I'd have been maybe 4 or 5.
It instilled that horrible feeling, that fear in me that "something is out there".
May 12, 2025 at 8:22 AM
The Tailypo.
Even with its supposed kid-friendly aesthetic, this book terrified me as a child. I don't think I read it by myself, but possibly along with my mum reading it to me, so I'd have been maybe 4 or 5.
It instilled that horrible feeling, that fear in me that "something is out there".
Even with its supposed kid-friendly aesthetic, this book terrified me as a child. I don't think I read it by myself, but possibly along with my mum reading it to me, so I'd have been maybe 4 or 5.
It instilled that horrible feeling, that fear in me that "something is out there".
I was too busy laughing at the shit sign, it took my mate to point out his third arm!
March 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I was too busy laughing at the shit sign, it took my mate to point out his third arm!
Fantastic!
It's reminded me I'm long overdue a re-read of this, which had me in actual ROFL-mode several times.
It's reminded me I'm long overdue a re-read of this, which had me in actual ROFL-mode several times.
December 17, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Fantastic!
It's reminded me I'm long overdue a re-read of this, which had me in actual ROFL-mode several times.
It's reminded me I'm long overdue a re-read of this, which had me in actual ROFL-mode several times.
This always gives me a chuckle.
November 20, 2024 at 10:01 AM
This always gives me a chuckle.
A direct quote search found only these two. Not hugely recent egg-samples, but they are there!
November 17, 2024 at 10:48 AM
A direct quote search found only these two. Not hugely recent egg-samples, but they are there!