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If you was like me, you could touch monkeys and be computers too
I am channeling Frank Boyle rn
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The society they come from:
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
"Hamas killed babies"

Note the date, dipshit
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Sure, but this would be the modern equivalent of the van in the movie:
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Strong floor, no ceiling
November 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Counterpoint:
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"Strong floor, no ceiling"
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Sorry, I had to
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Lmao I love how fuckin ignorant you BlueMAGA freaks are.
November 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It me
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Not today. Instead, let's take a look at this sweet Lego set I bought at 12:00:02 AM EST last night:
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Lol
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Fuck your shithole country

Fuck every single American vet.

Go do The Thing, fascist
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It's perfectly fine by me

History has no shortage of grinning assholes
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASK
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This is a tried and true Canadian tactic, Im afraid. Nothing for it.
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM