Bob Ingersoll
@lawgiverbob.bsky.social
Public Defender (retired) and freelance comic book writer and columnist (“The Law Is an Ass”).
Johnny rode his motorcycle too fast, crashed it, and ended up in the hospital. It was the Harley and the IV.
December 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Johnny rode his motorcycle too fast, crashed it, and ended up in the hospital. It was the Harley and the IV.
What’s the biggest threat to the Christmas pine tree? Yule Gibbons.
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
What’s the biggest threat to the Christmas pine tree? Yule Gibbons.
Christmas carolers almost worship the concept of keeping things simple. That’s why they’re always singing Occam all ye faithful.
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Christmas carolers almost worship the concept of keeping things simple. That’s why they’re always singing Occam all ye faithful.
Unfortunately for people who hate crowds, the day after Thanksgiving can be bleak Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Unfortunately for people who hate crowds, the day after Thanksgiving can be bleak Friday.
I feel right at home at Thanksgiving. I’m so fed up with all my medications, that I’m a regular pill grim.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I feel right at home at Thanksgiving. I’m so fed up with all my medications, that I’m a regular pill grim.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
Getting old can be strange. It used to be over the river and through the woods to grandmother’s house we go. Now I’m living there.
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Getting old can be strange. It used to be over the river and through the woods to grandmother’s house we go. Now I’m living there.
When the buccaneer drooled dark bock onto his whiskers he was black beered the pirate.
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
When the buccaneer drooled dark bock onto his whiskers he was black beered the pirate.
Donny could eat more healthy food, but he chews not to.
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Donny could eat more healthy food, but he chews not to.
When Willy switched to Sanka, he didn’t have the energy to exercise and his socks swelled from an A calf up to a D calf.
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 AM
When Willy switched to Sanka, he didn’t have the energy to exercise and his socks swelled from an A calf up to a D calf.
What’s a mayfly’s favorite Beatles song? “A Day in the Life.” What, you wanted “Day Tripper?”
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
What’s a mayfly’s favorite Beatles song? “A Day in the Life.” What, you wanted “Day Tripper?”
When the Mexican cryptid switched from drinking goat’s blood to eating at Taco Bell, the villagers started calling it the chalupacabra.
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 AM
When the Mexican cryptid switched from drinking goat’s blood to eating at Taco Bell, the villagers started calling it the chalupacabra.
When the local Diocese wanted to know which hymns were the most popular with its parishioners, it did some pew research.
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
When the local Diocese wanted to know which hymns were the most popular with its parishioners, it did some pew research.
Apparently Disney is living by the principle of, if at first you don’t succeed, “Tron,” “Tron” again.
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Apparently Disney is living by the principle of, if at first you don’t succeed, “Tron,” “Tron” again.
Paren Katar went to college to learn all he could about the Thanagarian anti-gravity metal. He pursued his education to the Nth degree.
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Paren Katar went to college to learn all he could about the Thanagarian anti-gravity metal. He pursued his education to the Nth degree.
The farmer used industrial espionage to find out how his competition grew such big winter squash, because it was pumpkin spies season.
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The farmer used industrial espionage to find out how his competition grew such big winter squash, because it was pumpkin spies season.
The Grim Reaper had to make sure the handle his new sickle was the right length, so he tried it on for scythe.
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The Grim Reaper had to make sure the handle his new sickle was the right length, so he tried it on for scythe.
Samuel always sent his telegraph messages with extra dots. He was using more S code.
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Samuel always sent his telegraph messages with extra dots. He was using more S code.
Apple hired stupid people to see whether they could cause their computers to fail. They were crash test dummies.
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Apple hired stupid people to see whether they could cause their computers to fail. They were crash test dummies.
Sam gave his wife a new E-reader to re-Kindle her love of reading.
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Sam gave his wife a new E-reader to re-Kindle her love of reading.
I never liked Poppin Fresh. I thought he was a real weird dough.
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I never liked Poppin Fresh. I thought he was a real weird dough.
Confusion followed when Hannibal Lecter went to his local bar and ordered Shirley Temple.
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Confusion followed when Hannibal Lecter went to his local bar and ordered Shirley Temple.
Dick Van Dyke’s performance in “Mary Poppins” has been criticized for his act-cent.
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Dick Van Dyke’s performance in “Mary Poppins” has been criticized for his act-cent.
The doctor decided to cut down the expenses of his kid’s birthday party and prepared all the decorations himself. He followed that old advice, “Physician, helium thyself.”
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The doctor decided to cut down the expenses of his kid’s birthday party and prepared all the decorations himself. He followed that old advice, “Physician, helium thyself.”
When it comes to the skills needed for texting, I’m all fingers.
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
When it comes to the skills needed for texting, I’m all fingers.
The chef from Mumbai wanted his customers to be happy, so he added extra spice to their meal. He curried their flavor.
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The chef from Mumbai wanted his customers to be happy, so he added extra spice to their meal. He curried their flavor.