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Kimz
@lawfulkimpasse.bsky.social
union rep, Seattle

I try to remember the wrath of the devil was also given him by god
while I’m plantposting on lunch - look at these elegant fucking roots. I’ve been gradually repotting all my houseplants in these clear containers and it’s so satisfying to be able to watch the roots grow too
July 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
ficus variegation is so bewildering cause only one of these had pink leaves when I bought it and it’s the one on the right
July 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
can you identify this nazi?
July 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I just think this pearl clutching shit vastly overestimates the influence of this site. anything good is happening thanks to activists putting their asses on the line and has absolutely nothing to do with one of us dipshits choosing the right magic words
July 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
forbidden coffee mug
June 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
moss poles are not worth it except look how much bigger this leaf from the same vine is than the ones that grew before so it objectively is worth it and I will have to keep devising more and more ridiculous ways to keep it wet in my fucking 78 degree apartment
June 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
doctor seuss ass houseplant
June 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
we tried
June 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
like this person belongs in jail and I’m not kidding
June 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
this is why I have to roll my own joints, like this is just obnoxious
June 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
leafs
June 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
anyway here is a photo of the yellow ring in my iris, which my grandma sandy called “weird” when I was 13 and I have decided not to care if it’s a heterochromia thing ever again
June 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
this is the perfect zoom background because people think plant people are gentle and nurturing and I am neither of those things it’s just I want to live in a treehouse and that’s prohibitively expensive
June 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
June 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
if you’re gonna be a bigot you could at least try being funny while you do it
June 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
lime scooters fast becoming a tool of the resistance
June 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
so anyway I will never ever get my car clean
June 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
why does tulsi gabbard insist on looking like the president of a dystopian video game America?
June 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
it’s been like 20 years and I still can’t believe I forgot how cursed the cotton candy in RCT classic looks
June 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I know reporters who would commit ritual suicide rather than ever show their face again after this (with alt text)
June 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
this is the kind of corruption I like, is it too much to ask that the corruption be funny?
June 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
hey guys it’s finally time to have a conversation about how it’s totally justified for me to ignore victims of genocide. that time has *finally* arrived (she is generally a great follow imo but this is pissing me off)
May 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
okay but then I am making this the bisexual flag
May 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
men don’t need a joe rogan of the left men need Harry Lindeberg In Action
May 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
counterpoint: it was a fucking scandal then and it is now too
May 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM