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𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤 𝙮𝙚𝙨. 𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙚 𝙢𝙨 𝙛𝙪𝙯𝙯.

#EpithetErasedRP
#MVRP
( Has no parental issues! She's just built like this. )
( Is the one person in this verse without daddy issues )

( ..... )

( She has MOMMY issues- )
June 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
[ Looking over with a deadpan stare . ]

Would you lile some ?
[ EUGH. SHE'S CRINGING AT THE MERE SIGHT OF IT. ]
[ .... She's putting butter in her water.

That's her holiday treat. ]
June 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
[ .... She's putting butter in her water.

That's her holiday treat. ]
June 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Personally i dislike the texture and would rather let it spring into a new tree .

But if you so wish yes you can just eat the cone although it loses a lot of flavor after the milk is removed.
Aren't you supposed to eat the pinecone?

( A normal thing that normal people do in this universe! )

( ... Sweet Jazz City is a messed up place! )
Wonderful!

Just make sure to recycle the cone when finished.

Or better yet plant it!

I don't know how they grow into trees without the cone milk but they do .

[ She's smiling thinking she's actually helping! ]
June 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Wonderful!

Just make sure to recycle the cone when finished.

Or better yet plant it!

I don't know how they grow into trees without the cone milk but they do .

[ She's smiling thinking she's actually helping! ]
Huh... That's. Very interesting information.

( why did i ask. why. WHY. WHYYYY- )

I think I know how to do it now...!

( Is going to do everything she can to erase this from her memory- )
It's all in the hands you have to squeeze in specific areas or else you'll just crush the pinecone and the liquid inside .

So you just have to work your fingers correctly and then you'll have a refreshing beverage mid hike !

[ She's just smiling sipping from that damn pinecone. ]
June 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It's all in the hands you have to squeeze in specific areas or else you'll just crush the pinecone and the liquid inside .

So you just have to work your fingers correctly and then you'll have a refreshing beverage mid hike !

[ She's just smiling sipping from that damn pinecone. ]
.....

( she regrets having eyes.
and also ears. )

i-i see.

i'll.
um.
consider this. information.

tonight.
lying awake.
June 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
[ She's grabbing the nearest pinecone and putting a straw into it somehow. ]

Learned this from a mundie back in college.

[ SOMEHOW DRINKING SOMETHING FROM THIS PINECONE??? ]

Really helps give you a bit of stamina .

Healthy too.
Wait, you milk the what now--

( tessa was already afraid of percy. )

( now? she is more afraid.. )

How do y-
.. HOW DO YOU MILK A PINE CONE..!?

( She asks, knowing *Damn Well she does not want the answer. )
The occasional honey snack or pinecone on my break also helps .

Oh if only everyone knew how to milk pined cones

That'd help so many people..
June 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The occasional honey snack or pinecone on my break also helps .

Oh if only everyone knew how to milk pined cones

That'd help so many people..
.. I mean, I guess it's apparently enough to sustain you, so...

....

Y-Yaay?
Hmmmmm ....

Personally i think it's fine.

I've seen no downsides to my eating habits.
June 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Hmmmmm ....

Personally i think it's fine.

I've seen no downsides to my eating habits.
June 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
.... Is that not a normal diet ?
June 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
No .

Normally my breakfast is a slice of bread and a cup of water .

(Explains her low stamina stat.)

But on holidays i allow myself some butter .
Wait, do you not normally use butter?
Father's day is tomorrow !

Which as a holiday i will treat myself by adding some butter to my breakfast

Then I'll go see my father and go on a hike !

This is one of the very few times the law ...and architectural consultants must take a day off .
June 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Father's day is tomorrow !

Which as a holiday i will treat myself by adding some butter to my breakfast

Then I'll go see my father and go on a hike !

This is one of the very few times the law ...and architectural consultants must take a day off .
June 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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' 𝙾𝚑-𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚊… 𝙾𝚑-𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚊…
𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗’𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝
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March 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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”𝑾𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒃𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒅𝒖𝒄𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒎𝒈...”

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Name: Ying Sekaino

Age: 23

Height: 6’3

Weight: 175
April 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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November 13, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Are you okay ? Did you just have a hotflash ?

Would you care for a pinecone ?
( .. sweats )

Haha, yeah. The criminal Mera.
Who I have never met before in my life.

Oh that Mera, she's... She's bad alright-

( AHEM )

.... Yeah I guess that makes sense, seems to happen when your epithet is an adjetive.
Good question !

.... Given the epithet of the criminal mera was fragile and it made her fragile

Perhaps it makes the person have homosexual thoughts ?

Like the "I'm not gay but-" thing people say ?
June 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Good question !

.... Given the epithet of the criminal mera was fragile and it made her fragile

Perhaps it makes the person have homosexual thoughts ?

Like the "I'm not gay but-" thing people say ?
... Oh I wonder what that epithet would even do...

Are they able to sense the nearest gay person??
.... I wonder if someone has the epithet "gay"

It'd be very ironic if they themselves were heterosexual .
June 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
.... I wonder if someone has the epithet "gay"

It'd be very ironic if they themselves were heterosexual .
Hmmmmm.....

No, I don't think so.
Not officially, at least....

Someone should make that a thing.
Is it some sort of gay test and may i take it ?
June 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
There's a metric for measuring homosexuality ?
I've decided that today I'm gonna be TWICE as gay.

Why today? Specifically??

Because I SAID SO!!
June 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
[ She's playing Minecraft and making the most elegant build known to man... Within reason. She's making it also comply with what would be gravitational forces IF MINECRAFT HAD GRAVITY ]

Ah what a wonderful day off .
June 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
[ Creating a tiny hut to hide in so nobody has to hear her cry on TL .

It'd be rude for them to be publicly disturbed by her. ]
June 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
There's two of you.

I just assumed it was a form of criminal mitosis

Like how the bonzai blasters obtain new members and all.
Ah'm sorry WHAT now.
Wait a minute

Did zora commit mitosis ?

I feel like I'd know if she had an identical and equally criminal twin.
June 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM