Lawdicrous
@lawdicrous.bsky.social
Just a bad dream. Not a nightmare; I'm too pretty for that.
I can 100% see me being beaten to death by a New Yorker. Or by The New Yorker.
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I can 100% see me being beaten to death by a New Yorker. Or by The New Yorker.
This seems about right.
August 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This seems about right.
Absolutely fucking not.
August 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Absolutely fucking not.
This is the greatest start to an IMDB bio ever.
March 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
This is the greatest start to an IMDB bio ever.
Nice of the shipping company to take my sunglasses on a little trip around Illinois before delivering them.
March 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Nice of the shipping company to take my sunglasses on a little trip around Illinois before delivering them.
I'm at city hall in line in this long hallway. And an old woman with a squeaky walker is slowly walking the entire length of the hallway and all I can hear is the squeak grinding. It's like a Tim and Eric bit. This is the funniest bit of physical comedy I've seen in years and it's not even close.
February 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I'm at city hall in line in this long hallway. And an old woman with a squeaky walker is slowly walking the entire length of the hallway and all I can hear is the squeak grinding. It's like a Tim and Eric bit. This is the funniest bit of physical comedy I've seen in years and it's not even close.
I'd be insulted if I weren't so fucking bad at chess.
February 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I'd be insulted if I weren't so fucking bad at chess.
Yeah, but this is how they know it.
February 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Yeah, but this is how they know it.
If he said that to me, I'd jump off a bridge.
January 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
If he said that to me, I'd jump off a bridge.
Bought myself a little treat.
January 21, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Bought myself a little treat.
This is Bones. He loved to chew on my phone case. I watched him through Rover.
January 20, 2025 at 8:24 AM
This is Bones. He loved to chew on my phone case. I watched him through Rover.
On this day, we are all bitches
January 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
On this day, we are all bitches
Had my meds adjusted and they're starting to kick in. I feel better than I have in years. Bupropion has been fucking amazing. Cat picture unrelated but cute.
December 12, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Had my meds adjusted and they're starting to kick in. I feel better than I have in years. Bupropion has been fucking amazing. Cat picture unrelated but cute.
Bought this jacket four months ago and it both finally fits and it was cold enough to wear it.
November 22, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Bought this jacket four months ago and it both finally fits and it was cold enough to wear it.
Hello again. Gonna either migrate over here or just give up on most social media because it all just seems like dogshit right now. Here's a picture of my doofus gargoyle boy.
November 13, 2024 at 7:19 AM
Hello again. Gonna either migrate over here or just give up on most social media because it all just seems like dogshit right now. Here's a picture of my doofus gargoyle boy.
Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, not a selfie.
July 9, 2023 at 6:42 AM
Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, not a selfie.