Someone has tried to cut this poor, tiny dog in half

Some small dogs need ear protection

The Moon Under Water for the modern age!

A counter: these pubs *are* on lists, but no tourist is carrying around CAMRA's latest Good Beer Guide

Researchers estimate that by 2050, Dublin will have to be renamed "Halvin"

It's true, I was the spork

She's rewriting a sentence to add her subordinate claws

We already have as many Death Stars as the next two navies combined

Apparently your chances of being killed by a pedestrian in a traffic collision are low, but never zero

How about freezing a batch? Most potato products fry well straight from the freezer