Why would you be proud of that? It’s shite
January 21, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Why would you be proud of that? It’s shite
Water flowing from San Francisco to San Diego
a screenshot of a video game called donkey kong showing a score of 204900
ALT: a screenshot of a video game called donkey kong showing a score of 204900
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January 20, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Water flowing from San Francisco to San Diego
The could call it the Nobel Peeds Prize and he probably wouldn’t notice.
January 20, 2026 at 4:31 AM
The could call it the Nobel Peeds Prize and he probably wouldn’t notice.
I see the UK has sent a single troop to Greenland.
£10 days he’s from Glasgow
£10 days he’s from Glasgow
January 16, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I see the UK has sent a single troop to Greenland.
£10 days he’s from Glasgow
£10 days he’s from Glasgow
Voyagers nacelles should be up…
Schoolboy error there
Schoolboy error there
January 15, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Voyagers nacelles should be up…
Schoolboy error there
Schoolboy error there
You had me at “Middlemiss”
January 11, 2026 at 3:31 PM
You had me at “Middlemiss”
Was just reminded of the time terrorists tried to blow up Glasgow airport and they got their absolute shit kicked in instead.
We’re a warm, friendly people. But we don’t suffer fools gladly 😃
We’re a warm, friendly people. But we don’t suffer fools gladly 😃
January 7, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Was just reminded of the time terrorists tried to blow up Glasgow airport and they got their absolute shit kicked in instead.
We’re a warm, friendly people. But we don’t suffer fools gladly 😃
We’re a warm, friendly people. But we don’t suffer fools gladly 😃
Oh god no, he’s Royalty here.
January 6, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Oh god no, he’s Royalty here.
Invading troops would be greeted with
January 6, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Invading troops would be greeted with
If he tried to annex Scotland, he wouldn’t last five mins
The entire US military cannot stand up to 4 guys from Glasgow who think someone has wronged them
With in a week there would be a Saltire flying over the White House and Irn Bru would replace Coca Cola as the best selling soft drink worldwide
The entire US military cannot stand up to 4 guys from Glasgow who think someone has wronged them
With in a week there would be a Saltire flying over the White House and Irn Bru would replace Coca Cola as the best selling soft drink worldwide
January 6, 2026 at 11:33 PM
If he tried to annex Scotland, he wouldn’t last five mins
The entire US military cannot stand up to 4 guys from Glasgow who think someone has wronged them
With in a week there would be a Saltire flying over the White House and Irn Bru would replace Coca Cola as the best selling soft drink worldwide
The entire US military cannot stand up to 4 guys from Glasgow who think someone has wronged them
With in a week there would be a Saltire flying over the White House and Irn Bru would replace Coca Cola as the best selling soft drink worldwide
Did it yesterday.
My job seems to consist of marking hundreds of unread emails as read and calling people names.
My job seems to consist of marking hundreds of unread emails as read and calling people names.
January 6, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Did it yesterday.
My job seems to consist of marking hundreds of unread emails as read and calling people names.
My job seems to consist of marking hundreds of unread emails as read and calling people names.
You’re welcome! I went hunting for it after smoke started coming out of this...
Makes me think it’s Apple who do it…
Makes me think it’s Apple who do it…
December 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
You’re welcome! I went hunting for it after smoke started coming out of this...
Makes me think it’s Apple who do it…
Makes me think it’s Apple who do it…
You can turn it off.
On an iPhone:
Settings - Apps - Music - Animated Art
On an iPhone:
Settings - Apps - Music - Animated Art
December 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
You can turn it off.
On an iPhone:
Settings - Apps - Music - Animated Art
On an iPhone:
Settings - Apps - Music - Animated Art
Not in the UK sadly. Another month for us 😭
December 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Not in the UK sadly. Another month for us 😭