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lavkian🦠Parasite Eve
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i got A rank on all bosses in the first area of cuphead
May 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
lavkian.bsky.social
i finished act 1, still absolutely loving this game. HUGE SPOILERS and my thoughts in the alt text.
screenshot is the cover art from clair obscur expedition 33. my thoughts: the combat in this is really good, like many have said. parrying feels fair and very satisfying. the beach parkour game is ASS. and so is the volleyball game. i beat the easy and medium but fuck the hard one. the music is really good, i'm trying to learn the words to lumiere, even though i don't speak any french. and on that note, i love the french voice acting, the french immersion has been really enjoyable. the writing is absolutely top notch. i honestly don't play most games for the story because most stories are derivative and predictable. the giant husk you see early on in metaphor gives the whole thing away if you're paying attention. but expedition 33 has had some amazingly written and directed cutscenes already. my biggest complaint about this game is that while the entire game is absolutely stunning, the individual areas you go through feel very large but very sparse. you'll enter a giant hall that has literally one enemy and maybe one hidden treasure. and because the rooms and paths are so large, it's hard to figure out what's the "side path" and what's the "progression path." everything feels very empty. also, i didn't expect gustave to just straight up die. i expected some sort of story event because of his locked skills... but... is he coming back? he's coming back, right? for the rest of his skills...? aside from that, absolutely loving this. definitely lives up to bluesky's hype.
May 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
lavkian.bsky.social
i mean... i had to earn it... might as well wear it... 🫠🫣
screenshot from clair obscur. lune, an asian looking female character, is wearing a bathing suit i earned from doing a minigame.
May 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
lavkian.bsky.social
if you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. no cheating !!
me wearing a green beanie and a blue sailor moon sweater
May 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
lavkian.bsky.social
tangential but the first time i heard Lumiere i literally did this 😂
Leonardo DiCaprio in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
May 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
lavkian.bsky.social
What are your favorite pieces of Star Wars media?
#MayThe4thBeWithYou
the movie rogue one star wars: clone wars, the animated series. the 2d one by genndy tartakovski, not the 3d one. the video game Star Wars TIE FIghter for PC star wars battlefront 2 for playstation 2
May 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
lavkian.bsky.social
Post your getaway vehicle.

WRAITH AWAITING LAUNCH ORDERS.
screenshot from starcraft. three terran fighter jets called wraiths accompany a transport ship across the map.
May 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
lavkian.bsky.social
BY STEEL, BY SILVER
I SLAY
LIKE A WOLF IN THE NIGHT

BY STEEL, BY SILVER
I SLAY
RUNES OF POWER BE MY LIGHT
maria rainer, a blonde singer, sits on a field of grass playing a guitar and singing for children. from sound of music.
May 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
lavkian.bsky.social
your next task is to use one (1) MP restorative in the next boss fight.
a screenshot of a korean man looking anguished, from squid games
May 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
lavkian.bsky.social
MY SWITCH LITE WORKS WHAT

it orange screened months ago omg i can actually play prime remastered
my switch lite on the home screen
May 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
lavkian.bsky.social
i have no idea where this cardboard chair came from but my god he adores it
my roommate's cat monkey sitting in a "chair" made out of glued together pieces of cardboard. it sits about two inches of the ground.
May 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
lavkian.bsky.social
Play more indies!

each of these is an easy 10/10. i have 100% achievements for two of these and i never do that shit.
Sundered by Thunder Lotus Roadwarden Axiom Verge 10,000,000
May 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
lavkian.bsky.social
just going to add my voice to the choir that is imploring anyone who doesn't already have clair obscur to buy it. holy shit.
snippet of my steam active play time. i launched clair obscur expedition 33 for the first time and 6 hours absolutely vanished.
May 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
lavkian.bsky.social
hats off to this cop who can randomly speak a little japanese
screenshot from parasite eve. a japanese man who does not speak much english is greeted by a new york city police officer. he is saying "chotto dake ne. dare desu ka?" which means "just a little. who are you?"
May 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
lavkian.bsky.social
what the fuck was this doing in a cabinet in a zoo office
screenshot from parasite eve showing a grenade launcher in my character's inventory
May 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
lavkian.bsky.social
P: Parasite Eve

sniping two because this is one of my favorite games ever, but it has some balancing issues. i never beat this because the final boss fight is fucking terrible. but so much about this game was and remains ahead of its time.

and the soundtrack is absoluted *goated*.
cover art for parasite eve. half of the cover features the left half of aya brea's face, a woman with blonde hair and blue eyes. in the corner, eve, the game's antagonist, floats above the ground, her hair a mess of red spikes, her arms freakishly long with large claws, and the lower half of her body is just a mass of red flesh.
April 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
lavkian.bsky.social
okami. need i say more?
a poster for the video game okami. the main character, a white wolf named okami, is in the center. she has white fur with red painted accents, and is surrounded by a cast of characters, including japanese monks and samurai.
April 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
lavkian.bsky.social
slinky mode engaged
my roommate's cat monkey, fore paws and body maximally extended with his claws in the carpet to maintain the pose. he's been like this for at least a minute.
April 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
lavkian.bsky.social
smell ya later
April 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
lavkian.bsky.social
my work shirt is underneath it so technically i'm in uniform
self portrait with a thin blue sweater that says Sailor Moon and has five of the sailor soldiers on it
April 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
lavkian.bsky.social
digging through my unplayed games to find something new to try. always been intimated by this game, but i'm going to give it a solid go.

the music fucking slaps holy shit
screenshot from la mulana. the main character, who wears a hat, clothes, and whip akin to indiana jones, stands among large yellow pillars. enemy skeletons roam the room.
April 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
lavkian.bsky.social
and you thought YOU were a real kingdom hearts fan
a picture of some of my coworker's names on a sheet of paper, including the name Kairi
April 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
lavkian.bsky.social
guys pete headsweat just wanted everyone to know. because knowing is half the battle.
a photo of pete hegseth with a g.i. joe logo above him. the photo is edited to say g.i. joke
April 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
lavkian.bsky.social
Happy Easter love-beans, what is your favorite game featuring a bunny?
the title screen from tiny toon adventures for the nintendo entertainment system. buster bunny, a blue anthropomorphic rabbit in a red shirt, stands on the right, and lola, a pink rabbit in a yellow shirt and purple skirt, is on the left. bunicorns, a monster in dragon quest xi that looks like a rabbit but with a single large horn like a unicorn heather, a blonde teenage girl, looks at robbie the rabbit, a discarded pink bunny mascot costume. its mouth is covered in blood. the screenshot is from silent hill 3 a screenshot from seiken densetsu 3. the entire party has been obliterated by creature that more resembles a dark furry blob with ears, but is referred to as the black rabite
April 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
lavkian.bsky.social
scratch that. posting is the *pinnacle* of praxis.
a screenshot of inner monologue from disco elysium. it reads: "you'll discuss the monumental, world historical task that lies before you. you'll engage in rigorous and spirited debates about mazovian theory and practice. but mostly you'll probably complain about other communists." "isn't that last part kind of counter-productive?" "not at all. complaining about other communists is one of the most important parts of being a communist."
April 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM