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LavenderTreesD
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May all beings have Maslow's hierarchy of needs fulfilled AND have a replicator, transporter and holodeck :) Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations.
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Hmm how 'bout some fusion breakfast tacos, as an idea fir eggs?
Fusion breakfast taco: The taco shell is a croissant, giving it a 'mwahuhuhua" accent. Inside the taco is scrambled egg sitting on top of smeared pesto, because Italy needs attention in the food world always. On top on the eggs sit red peppers, onion greens bacon bits and melty cheese. What you can't see are the bits of reaper powder under the pesto.
December 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Aaaaand garlic farts iiiiin 3.... 2... 1. Aw butt it tastes so gooood ;)
Variably cut veggies in chicken broth with an entire garlic um bulb? Is that the correct word. Like the whole booty of the garlic plant. The veggies are celery, cabbage, onion. Some split peas and wild rice too. In an instant pot prior to sitting in pressure cook mode fir 20 min. After instant pot time, and then some stewing with the addition of russet potato, sweet potato both orange and purple and some chicken muscle bits oh and curry powder Yum!
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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If the dog is ass'd out and the kiddo is smiling was a good day, Yes? Yes! Happy fuck off to colonialism day and being thankful for it?
A kid sitting under a picture of 3 kids reading a book. Next to this picture is a picture of various mushrooms next to this picture is one of a pencil drawing of a man lion head combo that's strange and interesting. The kid under the pictures stabds above her father, braiding his hair. The kid and father sit on fluffy furniture a dog is passed out next to them because the walk was AWESOME. In front of them is a coffee table with hair ties.. so many hairs ties! Also a cell phone and more hair ties.
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Mmmmm biscuit and veggie curried soup. It's finally soup season.
A pot of soup with purple potato, sweet potato, onion, celery, carrot, lentil, pasta spiced wth curry powder, a pinch of reaper powder and finished with a salted butter. Biscuit of flour, butter, baking powder, salt, sugar cut with a 3 inch ring.
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Entertained that the things we meditate on, even accidentally, will become a part of our lives. This book was given to me with love and sat on my mantel for many years. I married someone who looks familiar to the book cover. Weird! Cool! What other sweet things can we accidentally correlate ;)
Centered is a book cover featuring Salvador Dali with eyes intensely wide. His mustache grows up from the ends of his lips to climb it's waxed self ending above his eye brows. His eyebrows are thick and take up the width of the picture save a bit between just above where his nose ends and forhead begins. Below the cebtered picture is a figurine of the Luck Dragon from Never ending story. To the right some dvds including the Picard series, Big Bang Series, some studio Gibli movies and books about chickens and finance. To the left of the picture of Dali sits Toothless and a tiny troll doll outfitted with colorful duct tape from dollar tree cut into a wizard's uniform. Above the Dali picture sit some carcoal colored wooden tourist bought/obtained (in the 70's) statues about 7 inches tall from Hawaii. The significant other, who looks strikingly similar to the Dali photo, minus a mustache that pierces the eyes and eyebrows that appear to wrap around the head, minus a dot of skin in the middle.
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Question fir those that might know: why's this one so dark in color? We updated lighting about a week ago. We're molting. We've been this color since moving to a less active space. Temp/humidity 90/30 on the one side 80/40 on the other side. Diet: wax worms and organic washed romaine. #addHerper
Bearded dragon with dark nearly black colors, whem usually sand colored. Some molt showing in top of the head. Reptar the bearded dragon is standing on coconut husk mat. Behind Reptar is string of sticks held together with a metal rod thay bends to form a ramp that butts againsts a woven hanging mat for perching. In the background a picture of a forest with ferns and mossy trees.
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Banana fir scale
French (criossant) taco (because everything is a taco!) chicken salad BAT(bacon, arugula, tomato) with balsalmic glaze finish with bananas on the side fir scale in ignorant American fashion :)
November 16, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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So baked the 'bacon' at 350 degrees fir 15 minutes then clipped off the crispy ends and baked fir another 15.
MyBacon brand at 15 minutes on 350 degrees showing slighty crispy ends that need to be cut off so as not to burn with further baking. A picture of MyBcaon that looks like regular bacon but feels a bit different. It tastes good as bacon bits on a sammie, but just ok as a full bacon strip on the plate replacement. Although my partner feels differently. French taco chicken salad BAT. Croissant with chicken salad with onion chuncks topped woth sliced and quarted tomato the drizzled with balsalmic glaze then topped with arugula abd chuncks of MyBacon. It's sooo goooood!
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Also found these outstanding toma-toes fir the taco
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Mkay so been searching for an organic bacon replacement for my french taco BAT (bacon, arugula, tomato) because culture borrowed and upcycled is fucking yum. I found this outstanding thing: MyBacon. I'm sure the natural flavors are nitrites which is why it tastes sofa king good... just like bacon.
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Bwahaha! That's a villianous, so happy sound because THIS blue cornmeal is lavender in color not taste (cuz otherwise that'd be gross). I think I figured out how to make yummy lavender toaster crumpets. *squee & bwahahaha :) #food
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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I found a sticker at a sweet oddities shop this year to describe myself.
A sticker on a metal drink container. The center sticker portrays a happy dragon with a trans flag and trans symbol on it's tail. The dragon's horns curve back from above the smiling eyes to behind their ears. The colors are a mix of shades of pink and blue.
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Batch cookin saves $
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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A bit bemused while making veggie corn dogs and recalling the movie Everything Everywhere All At Once. Also here's hoping these dogs have less lead than those pea flour protein shakes? #food
A shiny metal food prep bowl full of veggie hot dogs lightly covered in corn flour and inciting scenes of hotdog fingered movie people into memory. The bowl sits on a speckled plastic-engineered counter, the same color as concrete, but feels like a clean and std-free shower wall because I regularly clean my counters. The speckles reflect light in some parts and absorb all light in other parts.
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Potato buns. They used to make yummy ones when I was a kid at costco. I think these are going to be different in a yum way. #food
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Last night we looked up.
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Happy Halloween. Today the kid learned what Wubalubadubdub means... spooooky!
November 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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My brain keeps saying, "Stop hitting youself." Because we are all one, and there are folks pretending otherwise while being violent to others. Meanwhile, we non-violently protest harm towards others...
October 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Uncle Kerry: I’m so glad you are not in pain anymore. I know we’ll see each other again and it’ll be good! I love you. I’m glad I could show you the moment of Dog mountain in full bloom. I cherish our time wandering on hikes together.
A bald white senior citizen who is LavenderTrees' great uncle, he runs on wet pavement, it appears it just finished raining there are clouds in the sky and trees surrounding the street. His face appears with glee in his eyes is a wide squint, his mouth is open appearing to be saying "yay!" with his hands open facing palm down with arms bent to celebrate a half marathon he is competing in.
September 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I mean I saw it and thought lemme bake the trans-iest thing... what would that be? I'm taking a poll, so darlin' you tell me. Or even better show me THE BAKE. I CAN handle the bake? #queerart?
August 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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In the middle of the niiiiiihiiight, was pullin' socks off of my feet. I threw 'um into the air (oh into the air), to the basket belohoho (to the basket below-hoe). I was lookin fir something, something so hard to find... it' been alOoOhone on the side of this trans sign. In the middle of the night
Rustic Wood frames a large 3 panel picture showing a tree with 2 trunks alone against a long shot exposure capturing the dawn on one end of the picture and dusk at the opposing end. The night sky in between and above the 2 spirit tree shows a galaxy of stars with clumps of them gathered in cloud like formations.
August 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh, lots of nuhs fir Batpeople theme song
August 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Unicorns powers unite!
August 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Mmmmm asparagus wrapped in leafed meat with munster and onion jam. 13 stars would make again!
July 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Pretty sky yesterday :)
July 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM