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lavenderquill.bsky.social
Lavender
@lavenderquill.bsky.social
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Ridiculous and/or horny writer of ridiculous and/or horny fanfic (and other things too)

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lavenderquill.bsky.social
Dammit not like that, get outta here you.

I'm workshopping a concept for a fantasy culture that reveres its old god in the modern age while explicitly saying it has deceased in the transition to the culture's modern age.
"Jesus... liked your post"
July 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
A friend did some art of Borealis for my birthday! Look at this fucking asshole, he knows he's better than you.

#hazbinhoteloc #HHOC #fanfic

(Read about him here! archiveofourown.org/works/61362124 )
Art of a cunty white fox from hazbin hotel in various poses and outfits, including with Velvette where it looks like she his laughing at a joke he just told with you as the punchline.
June 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
THE CONSTITUTION IS ALREADY FUCKING UNDERMINED WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE DOING HERE???

"We can't do a coup. That might interrupt the coup."

This country is a fucking joke. The average american simply does not even know what principles are shaped like.

www.kenklippenstein.com/p/is-a-milit...
Uniformed military officers and Pentagon officials I’ve talked to agree with this assessment, and they agree that those trying to defeat Hegseth are operating dangerously outside their lane. As one said to me over the weekend, “you can’t say you’re defending your oath and the Constitution while working to undermine it.”
April 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
Wild WILD paragraph, Ana. Thank you so much.
Snip from the article reading: "Note the word “parts.” You see, I’m not only talking vulvae and vaginas. Sapphire Safari features a “Futa Spawn” setting, which defaults to “High (Recommended).” So, yes, get ready to see lots of monster girls with dicks hanging about. As a futanari-loving trans girl, this game is t4t heaven. (Fun fact, did you know futanari exists because of trans porn? Now you know!)"
March 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
Haha, get the fuck out of here.
AI For Everyone - Follows You
March 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
New interview with Vivian Wilson comes with a helpful new mantra

www.teenvogue.com/story/vivian...
"I was cringe. I have never not been cringe."
March 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
A very badly photoshopped image of a hand reaching out to pet a gravestone
March 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
I know my friends too well.
Oh there'd be so much drool So much It'd be amazing I've never fingered it into someone but I would
March 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
Today's mood
Discord messages reading: Nazi shitlords Collaborators I hope I get to [OH NO WE'RE NOT LETTING THE FBI READ THAT ONE]
March 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
Wow a lot of the game got hotter.
Game decision screen between two different sorts of purple lizards. One bulky with a large mace, one slimmer with a staff and a shawl over their head.
March 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
Bad news gang, the cat merchants from Monster Train are way hotter in the sequel
Cartoon feline creature with snaggle teeth, random jewels hanging around his neck, slim waist, broad shoulders and one large monocular eyepiece.
March 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
Workshopping a race of scifi alien conquerors but making them all shitposters like
January 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
Art of my dear demonic fox Borealis from @n30draws.bsky.social Thanks again I love he turned out!

(And you can read about him and his demonic shenanigans here archiveofourown.org/works/61362124)

#HazbinHotelOC
#HellaverseOC
January 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
Me plotting fics like
Screen grab of a discord message that says "Mmm, what if?" and then the tarot card 'ten of swords'
January 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
A short little Voxfic drabble I did to vent about my frustrations with AI a little.

Read what happens to people who try and push a faulty product onto Vox in:

"He Hated To See A Machine Take The Work Of Men Like Him."

archiveofourown.org/works/61740859
Screengrab from ao3 reading: "We'll need to open up a server farm and feed it a LOT of juice." The demon said casually even as Vox lifted a hand up in incredulous disbelief. "Then we charge for access to it. Software as a service." Vox sighed heavily. He didn't like that word. 'Service'. That carried some implications that he really didn't want tied to his brand. Software was a product. You sold it. People bought it. Then it was their problem.
December 28, 2024 at 7:07 PM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
I was honestly expecting to look this guy up and see he's 90 or something but this is honestly funnier.
snippet from Wikipedia reading: "Born: Donald Sternoff Beyer Jr. June 20, 1950 (Age 74)"
December 28, 2024 at 6:50 PM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
Let me try and yell about my newest OC fic instead. I don't think I've done that here.

Read the story of what a model for the Vees gets up to and what sort of friends he makes.

#HellaverseOC #Hellaversefanfic #Hazbinfanfic #HazbinOC

archiveofourown.org/works/61362124
December 28, 2024 at 2:08 AM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
Hey, who the fuck are you freaks? Get the fuck out of here. This is for me to post about Hellaverse fanfic and yell into the void. I do NOT want the void answering back.
December 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
Borealis is complaining that during the last shoot someone pulled on his tail too hard but in reality he's only suffering from 'not enough people are paying attention to me'-itis.

Again.
December 19, 2024 at 4:19 PM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
A message thread that reads: "All of my furry friends are also excited to see the return of gumigoo but we don't need to talk about that just now (Syrup could him WAY harder than Pomni could) (He could also fuck Pomni WAY harder than Gumigoo could, bisexuals stay winning)
December 17, 2024 at 10:42 PM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
Getting jealous of your fandom friends paying more attention to other characters than your OCs like
Message thread that reads: "Syrup is, like, at least ten times more pathetic than Pomni. He can cry WAY harder."
December 17, 2024 at 10:35 PM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
Finally got art of my Overlord OC. The Fabulous Fibonacci! With the motto 'Good Times Shared Are Good Times Multiplied', he runs his casino parlors and fine restaurants with a gentle hand. One that comes down like a ton of bricks when his low tolerance for failures is tested.

#HazbinHotelOC
December 4, 2024 at 1:22 AM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
Got a bit carried away with this next chapter of OC/Valentino goodness, gang.

This isn't even done. Just mostly done.
20,672 words
November 27, 2024 at 8:50 PM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
have a meme about the rpg I'm running for some friends.
Quest notification from a video game that has been speedily edited to read: Gabriele: Keep Erika alive Erika: Follow your heart
November 22, 2024 at 5:36 PM
lavenderquill.bsky.social
I don't think I ever shared my most kudos'd fic here so! Some VoxVal for the masses! With a helping of Val bottoming. Transmission Maintenaince. Where Valentino goes to apologize after a fight. For once.

#HazbinHotel
#VoxVal
#bottomVal

archiveofourown.org/works/50001964
An Excerpt from Ao3 Reading: Valentino took a long inhale and gave Vox a small smile. “I thought you wanted a serious apology.” Vox blinked, the smugness fleeing his features. “I… do?” he said. Valentino leaned forward and started to crawl across the couch, smiling. “And the best way for me to do that, you think, is to call you sir,” He said, a hand sliding across Vox’s leg, “get on my knees,” Vox leaned back as another hand crawled over his chest, “And beg?” Valentino asked as he flashed his sharp teeth in a grin inches from Vox’s face.
November 10, 2024 at 6:39 PM