I keep saying now would be the perfect time for cable channels to make a comeback attempt if they just invest in risky indie projects. What the hell have they got to lose?

this has been a principle of business since forever and I don't understand how modern MBAs are going shocked pikachu about it now

Roald Dahl. Specifically "The Twits", I believe.

it'll be a cold day in Hell first

This comic reminded me that family visits for the holidays are coming and now I have acid reflux. Good job!