I’m so sick 🤒

Oh your thighs are juicy enough to pocket like?

Keep those 35 inches in your pants 😉

Not you liking my most recent media 😳

It is stored in my pants like a market basket prepared foods section spanakopita

Mines 36

This is why I only get New England style buns. Easier to kiss than normal ones

And also getting money from your podcast having sponsorships with alpha-male coffee and supplement brands to increase testosterone.

Like I’m sorry how is that more valid of a job than telling people how to do DIY HRT

And getting little outfits for it is WAY TOO FAR

Unfortunately Rhode Island is exempt from being in New England because other than going to market basket and pats games, we are banned from leaving the state 😔

Also I’d like to add on as an American American like… birth control and erectile dysfunction and psych meds and hair loss solutions and GL1P have similar models on MULTIPLE services. Like literally every time I’ve tried to list them I think of another and have to restructure my sentence.

Pibb pissy shitties 💕💕💕💕

My wife is religious about taking vitamins and she has big naturals and perfect skin and a big juicy brain full of b12 and fish oil

This is really a powerful statement about finding what you need within yourself

The most Australian performative male

As someone who does Pilates (that’s what these are for for the uninformed) I have wondered if hospital socks are suitable grip socks.

Someone makes fun of him for mongo pushing and he thinks it’s a new anti-Italian slur