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ibuprofen guy
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"I try to steal something, every time I do something." - mads mikkelsen

🎨 my art account: @galaxygenet.bsky.social
🐱 my cat: @potato-eli.bsky.social
they weren't lying, they really did put a lemon slice in this soda
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
they only made this cereal for 2 years because they hate women and me
October 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
YES!
August 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
the tummy... she and eli are kindred spirits
July 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
had half an avocado for breakfast
July 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
the zipper for my nail polish bag just flew off 😭
July 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
just found out they're still making and selling kit-cat clocks. computer, cancel all my plans
July 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I literally wanted to make a fursona ref for artfight a couple of days ago but surprise nerve pain in BOTH my wrists.
July 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
my new rug is super soft but it's kinda lumpy
June 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
purple martins aren't even purple, they're indigo/blue. and indigo buntings aren't even close to indigo, they're cerulean. world is in shambles
June 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
and then I had to remake my meringue because adding my peppermint extract completely ruined it. (I think it's too concentrated/acidic.) second batch of it turned out beautiful though.
June 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
my two recent failed attempts before this. I had to wait for a day with low humidity for them to turn out well 😅
June 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
peppermint vanilla macarons 💚
June 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I really need to make him a reference OTL
June 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I'll start keeping track of these here instead of twitter now
April 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I got them btw. if you even care
April 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
beautiful day for a new thought slime
April 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I hope everyone is appreciating me pointing out random bird calls in their completely unrelated youtube videos
April 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
like don't piss me off!
April 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I got the yogurt flavored soju out of curiosity because I had no idea what it could possibly taste like, and it turns out it just tastes like the orange cream yoplait yogurt. it slaps
March 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I can darn anything
March 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
warshed her :)
March 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
cleaned and reorganized my desk today ^^
March 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I have a lion who lives next to my transmasc fern fennec from you!! :) actually been meaning to bring this up because this was one of the first trans pride things I got, years ago before I was out to my family, and it's subtle enough I could have it in the house without my mom questioning it. 💕
March 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
stir fry from last night which I miss terribly
March 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM