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Well traveled, fact-based, liberal Army brat and IT analyst.
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Apparently it needs a name that's easier to remember.
August 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Apparently it needs a name that's easier to remember.
Yes, but it will be an official black Sharpie.
Questioning the veracity of anything drawn or written with same will be considered treason.
Questioning the veracity of anything drawn or written with same will be considered treason.
August 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Yes, but it will be an official black Sharpie.
Questioning the veracity of anything drawn or written with same will be considered treason.
Questioning the veracity of anything drawn or written with same will be considered treason.
Reminds me of the Republican Senators who both violated their oath of office and became accomplices to the Republican Insurrection by misusing their office to block an investigation.
July 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Reminds me of the Republican Senators who both violated their oath of office and became accomplices to the Republican Insurrection by misusing their office to block an investigation.
Here's to old coffee mugs!
July 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Here's to old coffee mugs!
The presidential Sharpie will save us!
June 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The presidential Sharpie will save us!
Seems like the opposite of "The buck stops here."
I wonder what Harry Truman would have to say about the Trump regime and its cast of morons.
I wonder what Harry Truman would have to say about the Trump regime and its cast of morons.
June 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Seems like the opposite of "The buck stops here."
I wonder what Harry Truman would have to say about the Trump regime and its cast of morons.
I wonder what Harry Truman would have to say about the Trump regime and its cast of morons.
Hard to believe that someone who thinks airports existed during the Revolutionary War wouldn't have a full grasp of the Israel-Iran situation.
June 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Hard to believe that someone who thinks airports existed during the Revolutionary War wouldn't have a full grasp of the Israel-Iran situation.
Senator assaulted by fucking Nazi brownshirts
June 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Senator assaulted by fucking Nazi brownshirts
TACO vs Elmo!
June 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
TACO vs Elmo!
Jake Tapper sees himself as a modern day Bob Woodward, but he reminds me of someone else.
May 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Jake Tapper sees himself as a modern day Bob Woodward, but he reminds me of someone else.
I wonder how many West Point grads recognize that the felon, liar, rapist and thief giving their commencement address would be drummed out for violating their honor code.
May 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I wonder how many West Point grads recognize that the felon, liar, rapist and thief giving their commencement address would be drummed out for violating their honor code.
Glad to see a tree growing success!
I was sad to lose our big boulevard elm 7 years ago, paid for a hybrid elm in 2018. Lost that one in a storm in 2021, planted another and had that one crushed by a neighbor's tree in a 2024 storm. Now we're on Replacement Elm #3.
I was sad to lose our big boulevard elm 7 years ago, paid for a hybrid elm in 2018. Lost that one in a storm in 2021, planted another and had that one crushed by a neighbor's tree in a 2024 storm. Now we're on Replacement Elm #3.
May 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Glad to see a tree growing success!
I was sad to lose our big boulevard elm 7 years ago, paid for a hybrid elm in 2018. Lost that one in a storm in 2021, planted another and had that one crushed by a neighbor's tree in a 2024 storm. Now we're on Replacement Elm #3.
I was sad to lose our big boulevard elm 7 years ago, paid for a hybrid elm in 2018. Lost that one in a storm in 2021, planted another and had that one crushed by a neighbor's tree in a 2024 storm. Now we're on Replacement Elm #3.
Doesn't a C-minus in Microeconomics count for anything?
April 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Doesn't a C-minus in Microeconomics count for anything?
Hard to believe the same dumbass who nearly failed Economics in college flubbed the reciprocal tariff formula, crashed stock markets worldwide and berated the Fed chairman for not jerking around interest rates like someone with hot flashes adjusting a thermostat.
April 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Hard to believe the same dumbass who nearly failed Economics in college flubbed the reciprocal tariff formula, crashed stock markets worldwide and berated the Fed chairman for not jerking around interest rates like someone with hot flashes adjusting a thermostat.
C-minus economics student giving advice to Fed Chairman.
April 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
C-minus economics student giving advice to Fed Chairman.
Denmark's claims to Greenland date back more than 1000 years.
But the world's biggest con man is trying to normalize the idea that Greenland is both under siege and up for grabs.
But the world's biggest con man is trying to normalize the idea that Greenland is both under siege and up for grabs.
March 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Denmark's claims to Greenland date back more than 1000 years.
But the world's biggest con man is trying to normalize the idea that Greenland is both under siege and up for grabs.
But the world's biggest con man is trying to normalize the idea that Greenland is both under siege and up for grabs.
I fondly remember the first Trump Toilet Paper Shortage.
Saved my sister around Easter with a few extra rolls, wrapped in pastels and hidden around her yard like Easter eggs.
Now the incompetent buffoon is creating another shortage with his stupid tariffs!
Saved my sister around Easter with a few extra rolls, wrapped in pastels and hidden around her yard like Easter eggs.
Now the incompetent buffoon is creating another shortage with his stupid tariffs!
March 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I fondly remember the first Trump Toilet Paper Shortage.
Saved my sister around Easter with a few extra rolls, wrapped in pastels and hidden around her yard like Easter eggs.
Now the incompetent buffoon is creating another shortage with his stupid tariffs!
Saved my sister around Easter with a few extra rolls, wrapped in pastels and hidden around her yard like Easter eggs.
Now the incompetent buffoon is creating another shortage with his stupid tariffs!
"An aptitude for music" probably means he annoyed everyone with his comb kazoo in second grade.
March 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"An aptitude for music" probably means he annoyed everyone with his comb kazoo in second grade.
I ordered one of these used a week or two ago, paying about 5x the cover price from 2002.
March 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I ordered one of these used a week or two ago, paying about 5x the cover price from 2002.
CRJ-900s have extremely low wings - probably 5' off the ground - and a wingspan just over 81'.
A roll-axis wobble of just 7 degrees is enough to cause a wingtip strike.
With apologies to the super serious reporter, this happens fairly often.
A roll-axis wobble of just 7 degrees is enough to cause a wingtip strike.
With apologies to the super serious reporter, this happens fairly often.
March 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
CRJ-900s have extremely low wings - probably 5' off the ground - and a wingspan just over 81'.
A roll-axis wobble of just 7 degrees is enough to cause a wingtip strike.
With apologies to the super serious reporter, this happens fairly often.
A roll-axis wobble of just 7 degrees is enough to cause a wingtip strike.
With apologies to the super serious reporter, this happens fairly often.
Wouldn't it be more fun to lob rolls of TP at Trump?
If asked, we could say we're celebrating the 5th anniversary of the TP shortage that happened on his watch!
If asked, we could say we're celebrating the 5th anniversary of the TP shortage that happened on his watch!
March 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Wouldn't it be more fun to lob rolls of TP at Trump?
If asked, we could say we're celebrating the 5th anniversary of the TP shortage that happened on his watch!
If asked, we could say we're celebrating the 5th anniversary of the TP shortage that happened on his watch!
I might have not heard of Pulaski if not for a monument in the heavily Polish city of Stevens Point, Wisconsin.
March 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I might have not heard of Pulaski if not for a monument in the heavily Polish city of Stevens Point, Wisconsin.
According to Forbes magazine, Denmark is only 2nd to Finland in happiness:
January 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
According to Forbes magazine, Denmark is only 2nd to Finland in happiness: