before things get worse I need a seafood boil

this nigga plays ‘white noise for babies’ whenever i sleep over im never getting up off her 🙂‍↔️

they have megan fox being a vindictive sex bot on n*tflix we really are back in 2008

homebase🫂

quick to reverse image search the boots y’all have on in your pictures, you don’t have to tell me where it’s from bookie

at the wine bar putting paper on the toilet seat, tired of being this sexy w chronic stomach bubbles, i miss cheese so bad my god

been thinking a lot about how convenience dictates how we move through the world, niggas will sell their big toe just for that feeling of something being a little bit easier, even if the original process wasn’t hard to begin with. it’s making us so stupid🫢