lmao “elderly” would hurt her feelings so bad, i love it. (she’s 70 and it’s true… but she’s got that feisty bob haircut energy)

I see that it’s going to be a BYODBWCG event (bring your own decorative brain worm cocktail garnish).

tired of seeing undisclosed sponsorships from Big Stick

“Don’t be ridiculous, Andrea, everybody wants this. Everybody wants to be us.”

Fox finds the “unlawful or illegal” distinction too complicated and helps all us simpletons understand by just calling them “orders.” 🫡

lmao. after misspelling every word on earth, in one of the larry summers emails, epstein trots out the german-style gänsefüßchen quotation marks for no goddamn reason. truly breathtaking to imagine what malignant fungus was controlling the typing centers of his brain.

you can invite a man to batteries, but you cannot make him swallow. obviously. no harm in that.

This article has a great summary on which states had distributed SNAP benefits, the ones who started, and who hasn't.

Its a good read, and was last updated yesterday morning.

too long for a text reply here, but the message at cdhs.colorado.gov/snap explains it. about 6% of colorado’s november benefit file went out the door successfully on friday before the supreme court order shut it down.

step 4: fall asleep

exactly. b/c that’s the flow, there’s variability in each state’s speed to issue. CA, OR and WI have already issued. CO, MI, and WA will issue today/soon. hard to keep track of each state’s plans, wish there were a list somewhere!

all! but the only confirmed states that have paid benefits (california, oregon, and wisconsin) + the states that will pay tonight/this weekend (colorado, washington, michigan) are all part of that plaintiff group

yes! that same guy lmao! i cannot imagine the dissonance between giving that speech and later sitting down at his computer to send the “ok, go ahead and issue the benefits” email.

yep lol. there was an appeal submitted against the rhode island judge’s order last night. but this document is an internal piece of USDA guidance from this morning directing the states to issue regardless. so here we go! 🎢

specific guidance from the administration says no reimbursement will be sent to early issuers. the states that did this are angels.