my highly in-demand performances include an all-day sitting around and talking about books to anyone who wants to hear about them and probably looking at my phone when people don't

in meinem kaffeehaus:

französischer frühstück: kipfel, butter, marmelade, kaffee

wiener frühstück: tschick, dose ottakringer, leberkässemmel. serviert in der U6

laura frühstück: 2x kipfel, schinken, käse, kren, butter, marmelade, espresso, aperol spritz

'Kellogg sold the item when he discovered it had no divine powers to stop him from being a wanker'

ME: sigh this acronym could have been a Sumerogram

ku-en-ni MUNUS.LUGAL

i was made aware of this video years ago and it has had a special place in my brain ever since

also an indiana jones where he thinks he is a daring adventurer but is just a dodgy antiquities collector who goes deep red if you so much as utter the word 'provenance'